divorced whale

reece hayter is a divorced whale. he likes to physically abuse WOMEN. while dressed in an ugly red jacket. he looks divorced. and also, like a whale.

person 1: Reece Hayter threw snow at my eye!
person 2: did you call him a divorced whale?
person 1: whats a divorced whale?
person 2: Reece Hayter.

by DivorcedWhalesSUCK December 4, 2023

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beluga whale moment

a massive rare weird moment where you guys stand in silence because beluga whales are rare

Joe: did you know i jacked off while shitting
us: stares in silence
me: thats such a beluga whale moment

by mizaodaz September 11, 2022

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Whales

a set of numbers, amounts, etc. used to measure or compare the level of something

Aye davo, pass us the whales so we can weigh theae drugs

by Arse eater November 24, 2023

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Sperm Whale

When you are masturbating and you ejaculate and it goes out your sun roof and into another car.

Yo bro did you see that accident on the highway

Yeah it was caused by a sperm whale

by BumpyPeePeeMan December 4, 2020

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Sperm Whale

Offensive term reserved for a plus-sized, oftentimes abusive person who seeks to date primarily for sex. The same way the animal has a sperm-like substance found in its body, a person who is a sperm whale typically has a high body count and has been ejaculated in by many different people.

Lmao, loser finally gets his first gf?

Opinion rejected, you're with a fucking sperm whale.

by Alzorbongus June 20, 2024

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