Emotional Pants

The metaphorical version of underwear that separates a girls emotions from the outside world.

Steve: I don't want to have sex
Erica: Then what do you want?
Steve: I want in your emotional pants...

by PIGS! January 21, 2011

pants purgatory

When you're trying to lose weight and your fat pants fall down, but your skinny pants don't fit yet. You're between pants. You're in pants purgatory.

"Yeah, I went to lunch today at Subway so I could get skinny like Jared. My pants fell down and I was hanging brain right there in line while I was picking out sandwich toppings. Being in pants purgatory sucks."

by jmstone32 December 31, 2011

Salty Pants

To be uncomfortable in your trousers.....like having "salt in your pants".

What's up with homeboy? He's acting a fool, like he's got "SALTY PANTS!?"

by J. Wiles June 25, 2006

chonchy pants

Pants that aesthetically endow the human buttocks.

Though praised at the club on Friday night, her chonchy pants were scorned at the convent Saturday.

by happycrapper December 21, 2006

winky-pants

a term used to show that an individual is either
a) winky in nature
OR
b) wears pants that are winky in nature
OR
c) eats salmon on pork chop bonified quarterly assessment chicken legs
see 'willord winky-pants' for a related definition

hes a real winky-pants guy, just look at those pants, theyre so freakin' winky its unbelievable, it just really makes me 'hot in the pants'

by Professor Umbrage September 8, 2006

Wet in the Pants

When a girl on xbox live hears a guy talking over a mic and says to him "OMG you sound sooo HOT!!!" and immediately invites him to private chat(video chat if available) and adds him to her friends list. From then on she either always follows him from game to game or invites him to her games just to hear his voice, which turns her on - thus becoming "Wet in the Pants".
Essentially the female equivalent of "Tight in the Pants"

Tori and Kelsey are always bugging FDD to join their games and having him say things just to hear him say them because they are so Wet in the pants over the poor guy

by Andrew David Hernandez August 6, 2008

fun pants

soft thin pants that high schoolers, college girls, and some hot moms wear to tease guys into thinking they want to be rubbed down in front of everybody. see fuck me pants

Holy shit, that bitch is wearing fun pants...i can finger blast the cooch juice outta her in front of everyone

by Brandon+Ricky November 28, 2004