Seasoned Toilet Paper

Toilet paper which is used.

Hey Fido! Get away from that trash can! NO! Bad dog! Don’t eat the Seasoned Toilet Paper!

by o0ill0o October 20, 2023

Toilet Paper

The most valuable thing in the world during the Coronavirus

"Karen took all of the Toilet Paper at the store."

by Anon_Man11 May 14, 2020

Paper Cuff

Impulsive cuffing of a significant other, so to the world you are together but mentally you know you aren't.

Ah did you see how Ryan paper cuff Natalie last week?

by Gdhjsdj April 1, 2024

Brown toilet paper

You bought this off of some hobo outside of walmart thinking it was a rare strain of toilet paper but you were sorely mistaken. If you possess this, discard of it immediately.

Shit man I think I just got some brown toilet paper instead of legit toilet paper. I was just trying to save money.

by Poopy bed June 8, 2022

cash money paper

Something someone says when something cool happens, like when you would say "poggers". It's also said with a fast paced accent.

-Yo dude, you see that fast car pass by.

-Yeah, that car was "cash money paper".

by FAGBOY_&_CHUMCHUM November 16, 2020

Shit Paper Soccer

When you dip a roll of toilet paper in diesel, light it on fire and kick it around like a soccer ball.

Oi mate we playing some shit paper soccer tonight?
Yeah cunt, you bring the shit paper I'll bring the diesel.

by Awesom0h4000 June 3, 2020

Paper boy

A child born from an affair with the mailman

Did you know that little Timmy is actually a paper boy

by anonymous December 15, 2020