Posting something intentionally cringe or offensive in order to receive hate so they can just sit back and laugh at people actually falling for it even though you don't mean it.
Person 1: did you see how Tim committee internet suicide?
Person 2: yeah, it was funny but if a company like Amazon or Microsoft finds out, he's in trouble.
Person 2: yeah, it was funny but if a company like Amazon or Microsoft finds out, he's in trouble.
by Daddys_boi May 27, 2022
Get the Internet Suicide mug.Whenever someone connected to the Clintons, Epstein, or a whistleblower of any sort who has never been suicidal is found dead and the cause of death is suicide.
“Yo man did you hear how a witness is gonna take the stand against Epstein?”
“Do you live under a rock bro? He said he was willing to spill the beans on everything but then they found him hanging in his jail cell, said he was suffering from mental illness.”
“Ah damn the state got him, that’s the third Clintonic Suicide this year”
“Do you live under a rock bro? He said he was willing to spill the beans on everything but then they found him hanging in his jail cell, said he was suffering from mental illness.”
“Ah damn the state got him, that’s the third Clintonic Suicide this year”
by Dredgen May 11, 2023
Get the Clintonic Suicide mug.A pose where someone photographs themselves holding a gun, knife, or any object capable to taking ones own life, in a manor that conveys suicidal ideation (such as holding a gun to ones own head).
*News broadcast*: The shooter can be seen in this photo doing that is known online as a 'suicide pose'.
by Gigamicasus October 5, 2022
Get the Suicide Pose mug.Suicide is the point at which you no longer want to live, in fact you'd rather die, and so you take your own life. You, yes you reading this definition, have every right to feel this way. You are not over reacting. But please, before you end everything, talk to someone. And please don't go to a counselor or something, it'll only make it worse. Reach out to someone who cares about you and talk it over. What have you got to loose?
If you really cannot contact anyone who cares about you and you are thinking about commiting suicide, you can contact me on Gmail, gw22nitalaviniaalexi@ab-ed.org. Please talk to someone.
by Alexia - Depressed November 14, 2023
Get the Suicide mug.When a welfare state or political party is empathic to others in need, even though it's actively working against its own population
Allowing the government to house migrants who've crossed the border illegal is a gesture of suicidal empathy.
by no thot September 2, 2025
Get the suicidal empathy mug.You throw a party and everyone brings a different bottle of booze. Just pour all the bottles into a large trash can, add some soda, stir it up and you have suicide punch.
by sickness April 21, 2018
Get the suicide punch mug.A moped with a driver who completely disregards traffic laws and conventions, often exhibiting the following behaviors:
1. weaving between the bumpers and sides of idle and/or moving vehicles without warning and regard for large vehicles with blind spots
2. traveling against the flow of traffic, often barely avoiding head-on collisions
3. as patience runs thin, sometimes even transitioning to sidewalks and threatening innocent pedestrians
4. failing to wear and provide helmets to their passengers
5. completely ignoring traffic lights, signs, and road markings
6. a plethora of other exquisite examples that those of you who have encountered suicidal mopeds can surely think of
Suicidal mopeds are commonly found in densely populated urban areas in countries such as China and India.
1. weaving between the bumpers and sides of idle and/or moving vehicles without warning and regard for large vehicles with blind spots
2. traveling against the flow of traffic, often barely avoiding head-on collisions
3. as patience runs thin, sometimes even transitioning to sidewalks and threatening innocent pedestrians
4. failing to wear and provide helmets to their passengers
5. completely ignoring traffic lights, signs, and road markings
6. a plethora of other exquisite examples that those of you who have encountered suicidal mopeds can surely think of
Suicidal mopeds are commonly found in densely populated urban areas in countries such as China and India.
The truck driver swerved barely in time to avoid crashing head-on into a suicidal moped carrying a mother and her child. He still sideswiped the moped though, so he still paid them as much cash as he had, even though he was lawfully traveling in the right lane/direction and under the speed limit.
by attifinch December 9, 2011
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