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Smashed Jack

Dave's wife took a hammer to his penis and now he has a smashed jack.
by SkinTicket69 March 20, 2025
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Smash

hey ever wanted to smash ur bf???? WELL NOW YOU CAN
jimmy:hey baby?

luna:yeah?

jimmy:lets smash its December 11th

luna:bet i want you too
by BBC_EATER December 9, 2023
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Smash

West coast of North America slang for intravenous injection of narcotics.
Man, that smash of side really took my breath away!
by Mohawk Kris December 15, 2021
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bug smash

To stamp down onto an opponents face, usually to end a physical altercation.
Last night was not a good night, I was at the hospital and got mouthy with some of the staff, next thing I know I am in the alley getting bug smashed by gang of shriners.
by starinsideahumansuit October 3, 2010
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Liberal Smash

Most common attack used by Alt Right to protect the Republicans. It's a parody of attack used by All Might in anime Boku No Hero Academia
by Drocitto123 May 30, 2019
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smash the back

A mans sexual actions on a woman, when he enters her vaginally or anally from behind in an over-excitable way.
The expression could be used best contextually in a shopping mall when your mates are cruisin' and he wants to describe ones finding of a bird across the way, he would like to "smash the back" out of, for the enjoyment of the conversation.
Oy brah... check out 3 o'clock, in line at Subway.. damnnnnn id be wise to smash the back out of that one .
by Ham6 June 12, 2018
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Smashed Crab Syndrome

Smashed crab syndrome (abbr; SCS) is a disorder associated with the copious consumption of alcohol and or drugs, over a period of time, to the point where the victim exhibits the capability and appearance of a 'smashed crab'. The initial signs of SCS can often be observed from a young age, and although there is limited medical knowledge of the syndrome, scientists have ascertained that SCS is degenerative disease that worsens with age, eventually leaving the sufferer with crippling alcoholism.
"Did you see Michael at the pub last night?"
"Yeah that cunt definitely has Smashed Crab Syndrome. He had to get a ride home in a paddy wagon."
by badcuntofbx January 1, 2014
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