Smashed smashed

1. A session of vigorous fucking involving at least two bouts of lovemaking, in which objects in the vicinity of the sexing are likely to be damaged/destroyed.

Doug: "Hey, Karen. Wanna smoosh tonight?"
Karen: "Work was hell, I need to let off some serious steam. I need to get smashed smashed. Bring your rollerblading pads and some blue Powerade."

by Smashed smashed June 7, 2018

Smashed Jack

A penis that has been smashed flat.

Dave's wife took a hammer to his penis and now he has a smashed jack.

by SkinTicket69 March 20, 2025

smash

men

Smash men

by Espn Coems October 11, 2023

Liberal Smash

Most common attack used by Alt Right to protect the Republicans. It's a parody of attack used by All Might in anime Boku No Hero Academia

Alt Right: Face my Liberal Smash!

by Drocitto123 May 30, 2019

bug smash

To stamp down onto an opponents face, usually to end a physical altercation.

Last night was not a good night, I was at the hospital and got mouthy with some of the staff, next thing I know I am in the alley getting bug smashed by gang of shriners.

by starinsideahumansuit October 3, 2010

Alabama Smash

When you have sex with your cousin/sister
its called the Alabama Smash

"Dude, have you seen Johnny lately?"
"Yeah, he was Alabama smashing yesterday"

by Domo26 March 24, 2019

Smash 5

Another way to reference smash ultimate.

Wanna play some smash 5?

by Sizzyl April 14, 2019