Smash to break it
by Andy kalonji October 25, 2019
Get the Smashmug. To stick you pipe into someone repeatedly multiple times a week tens of weeks a year hundreds of years a millennium all the time everytime.the person must also have multiple erections that break through the fibers of your pants and hit someone in the face and give them a concussion. It can also be used to describe someone as someone you'd have sex with all the time everytime no hesitation.
School Child: "hi principal"
Principal: "hi child I rlly wanna smash you liek rn"
School Child: "oh"
*principal pulls down his pants... *
Principal: "hi child I rlly wanna smash you liek rn"
School Child: "oh"
*principal pulls down his pants... *
by DBE_Orngy April 20, 2023
Get the Smashmug. When a man is having inteexourse with a woman he pounds her so hard that she thinks Steven Speilbergs whole arm is pumping her stinkbox
by HashSlanginSlasha June 22, 2015
Get the Jurassic Smashmug. It means to absolutely destroy and just make people get brainwashed and they dont know it. Its what mad scientists do.
by “ㅤ” November 2, 2020
Get the Smashmug. by King ZazaBird October 6, 2020
Get the Smashmug. "I thought Phoebe was sexy un till I saw her after that party. She looked like a bag of smashed arseholes"
by mingsly September 29, 2014
Get the Bag of smashed arseholesmug. The Australian version of "body shop"; the place you go to get your car fixed after a crash.
Australia has a high density of these "smash repairs," comparable to the US and Europe, despite the auto industry being dead as shit. This is because it compensates by having a surplus of hoons, drunk drivers and wannabe supercar racers who need someone to unfuck their second-hand Holden Commodore after they tried to tag-team every Give Way sign in the suburb with it.
Smash repairs are staffed by panelbeaters, one of the many breeds of tradie. The hoons that aren't also dole bludgers will then continue the cycle by seeking work there, as it's not as boring as being a brickie, but not as scary as being a sparkie or boilermaker.
Australia has a high density of these "smash repairs," comparable to the US and Europe, despite the auto industry being dead as shit. This is because it compensates by having a surplus of hoons, drunk drivers and wannabe supercar racers who need someone to unfuck their second-hand Holden Commodore after they tried to tag-team every Give Way sign in the suburb with it.
Smash repairs are staffed by panelbeaters, one of the many breeds of tradie. The hoons that aren't also dole bludgers will then continue the cycle by seeking work there, as it's not as boring as being a brickie, but not as scary as being a sparkie or boilermaker.
"I'll be a bit late home, Shaz; I'm dropping Baz off at the smash repairs so he can pick up his V8."
by a sentient bag of goon March 1, 2025
Get the smash repairsmug.