ram smash

Where you get a sharpened rams horn and shove it deep into you lover Anal cavity until they say the phrase " Oh Mima my jermima!".

" I am going to ram smash you good tonight!"

by Darkenstein mcberry June 21, 2014

smash moocher

Someone who doesn't own a Smash Bros. game or setup and depends on others to play it.

John is such a smash moocher. He hits me up all the time just to play Smash Bros. because he doesn't own it himself.

by No Johns July 15, 2014

Bag of smashed arseholes

A term used to describe what a fit girl looks like when waking up after a night out.

"I thought Phoebe was sexy un till I saw her after that party. She looked like a bag of smashed arseholes"

by mingsly September 29, 2014

Crab Smash

The female version of tea bagging!

You've been Crab Smashed, yo!

by Kaetyne October 11, 2014

Proton Smashing

When two people place a large ball on their forehead and run towards each other attempting to 'smash the proton.' Ultimately results in minor concussion symptoms and a hell of a lot of fun for people watching.

"Dude, i heard of this new bar game called proton smashing! Its awesome."

by SwaggyQ November 16, 2014

smashing the pig

To expel ones extra weight from the ball bag by vigorously wanking ones self into a coma

Dean'o - Here John'o you look tired r kid

John'o - Yeah mate I was up until 3am smashing the pig like a boss

Dean'o - You top geeza I bet your crusty dream catcher is ruined

by IT Dave November 25, 2014

Sprinkle Smash

An act by a large muscular man, with a contradictory name, in which he smashes you to pieces when you say something so retarded, you really shouldn't be in his presence.

Guy Hey Sprinkle! I think the reason Christianity developed is because of Hailey's comet, is it?
Girl Shutup Guy, he's about to Sprinkle Smash you.

by 151245 December 14, 2013