Running a train

Contrary to popular belief, this sexual act has an alternate meaning in the community of those with a fetish for model trains.

There are many ways to “run a train” on a sexual partner, however some of the most popular in the community are:
- Starting the locomotive at the base of the station master’s phallus and establishing with the conductor whether this scheduled transit is going towards the tunnel entrance or secondary option the shallow valley.
- “The tunnel ” will require more preparation to the track work. It is often met with scheduled exits on the same timeline.

Oi bruv you should’ve helped run that train, you’d make a hot conductor. I bet you’d be more efficient at running a train than the city council.

by Track Work October 8, 2025

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Running was invented in 1748 by Thomas Running when he tried to walk twice at the same time.

If you need to remember this for a test just think of the saying “eat some bread, eat some rice, Thomas Running tried to walk twice.

by Emotional Cruiser October 21, 2025

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Runner

Someone who works directly for a drug supplier and sells at a low price to retail customers.

I'm going to call our runner to do today's sellings.

by bertti November 7, 2025

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A designated Comp Guide, Judge, Copaw, or the line leader in a quadrobics competition will slowly walk the course before the competition begins as a demonstration to the audience and/or athletes before the round begins. This is most common in course sports that don't have an outlined direction, or if the judges do not allow the athletes to interact with the equipment or obstacles.

We should watch the runner run the course before we pick our seats.

by anonthermus November 21, 2025

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