Rice Emperor

A drunk fucker:
A person who over drinks like an emperor and usually fucks people over. Rice is an idiom for fucking from the Chinese 炒飯 which can be used as both a verb (to fry rice) or a noun (fried rice.) It is used in China and Taiwan to mean sex or have sex.

Did you hear what Jamie did last night? He slashed his mother's tires. He's a real rice emperor.

by LastNameFirstName July 21, 2022

Dirty Rice Ball

When your balls shrivel up during a rim job after a #dirty spatula.

Dat bitch was given me a shitty rim job and da heat didnt work in her Kia and I gots a dirty rice ball…shiiiiiit! I gave dat bitch a dirty spatual!

by Jennattalia November 22, 2025

Rice Anxiety

Anxiety caused by the fear that one has not ordered enough white rice in their Chinese food order.

"Debating whether to get three or four orders of rice with my two orders of Kung Pao chicken is giving me rice anxiety."

by Minty P December 24, 2024

fanny full of rice

A aisan woman that annoys you

Oh shes a fanny full of rice

by Dawggurl October 11, 2022

Paper Rice

Toilet paper that has become stuck between your ass after wiping and, over time, broken down and rolled up into little rice like particles that can be picked out and eaten.

Male 1: We got lost on our camping trip, and at one point we had to survive off of our own paper rice!

Male 2: Damn, at least you got to ration something that tasted good...

Male 1: I was stockpiling that for months!

by Gumbly Simpson August 7, 2022

rice nibba

Gifted by the rice gods, As the name Rice Nibba presents the making of rice through the profound rice cooker. Will give rice to the poor, make it at moments notice and gives knowledge out for free.

Holy Spirit1: Child you are the rice nibba

Child1: yes

Rice cooker: My lord

by Rice Nibba March 15, 2023

Britt Rice

The act of shoving uncooked rice in your butt to soak up your diarrhea so that you can feel the sexual pleasure. it is not britt ricing if it's not for sexual pleasure (doing it for someone else to feel the added texture during anal is brit ricing)

good thing I am having my period, my boyfriend loves anal: I'm gonna treat him to some britt rice when we get back home.

by munchausen1995 April 7, 2025