facebook raped

A term used referring to the social networking site Facebook where users are able to update their "statuses" and share with other users what they are doing. When a person is facebook raped, it means a friend of theirs have hacked into their facebook profile and posted a status suggesting that they are or have engaged in some sort of sexual activity.

Status: Eliza Roberts is being taken from behind by Chris...and loving it!
Eliza: "Shit, who just facebook raped me?"

Status: Dean Jones just had a foursome with three hot men and is now exhausted!
Dean: "Fucking hell!!! I didn't post that status, my friend Max facebook raped me."

by youallhaveaids August 15, 2009

Mugabe rape

A frozen banana in a condom is inserted into the anus whilst flowering the recipient with strawberries and cumming in their face

You see that whore over there?
yeah?
I mugabe raped her
I want Mugabe rape

by MoWlEmAn April 11, 2010

Pixie Rape

~When someone throws sparkles at you as a joke

Person 1: -Dumps sparkles on Person 2-
Person 1: Surprise!
Person 2: What the f was that for?! Damn
Person 1: You've just been pixie raped. Haha. Sparkling makes you look gay... Pfft... Stupid sparkly vampire crazed fangirls...

by Ennjyxx October 15, 2009

Baptismal rape

The act of forcing an individual to submit to a religion and to be included as a believer without his concent.

Defining baptismal rape:
Imagine a world where Hitler won the II world war an his son(equally retarded and fascist) is talking to the pope:
Hitler's Son: Guess what I did today your holiness?
Pope:What was it my son?
H's Son:I Baptist raped Richard Dawkins
Pope: OH NO YOU DIDN'T!...son.

by Jo Mamma123 January 17, 2011

Gala Rape

An occurrence similar to date rape yet different in regards to the location it takes place in: a gala. Often associated with the wealthy and those of higher class. Not necessarily restricted to galas. Sometimes occurs in other high class functions.

Christine was having a jovial time until Robert decided to Gala Rape her.

by CoolskiBasookies May 10, 2009

Lane-Rape

The act of foisting one's vehicle forcefully and/or rudely into another lane of close proximity

Oh man, im going to have to lane-rape like crazy to get all the way over to the next exit in all this traffic.

by Matthias B. June 7, 2007

Doodle Rape

The act of successfully winning a competition in any aspect of life.

YOU: (after winning a competition)"you just got doodle raped"

by THE ZACK462 December 22, 2008