An Instagram-famous rodent who achieved legend status for his adorable antics and undeniable charm. Peanut was the kind of squirrel who could make even the grumpiest cat crack a smile. Unfortunately, his fame caught the attention of the infamous Karen, a bureaucratic buzzkill who apparently took her role as the Department of Environmental Conservation's ultimate squirrel hater way too seriously. Instead of letting Peanut continue to spread joy, she swooped in like a villain from a bad movie, snatching him from his loving owner, Mark Longo, under the pretense of “regulations.”
In a move that shocked the world, this Karen decided to euthanize Peanut after a tragic mishap, proving once and for all that she’s the ultimate embodiment of government overreach and soul-sucking indifference. Seriously, Karen, what the hell were you thinking? You could’ve just let the little guy live his best life instead of becoming the Grim Reaper of adorable squirrels. Congratulations on being the world’s biggest party pooper—may your days be as joyless as your choices!
In a move that shocked the world, this Karen decided to euthanize Peanut after a tragic mishap, proving once and for all that she’s the ultimate embodiment of government overreach and soul-sucking indifference. Seriously, Karen, what the hell were you thinking? You could’ve just let the little guy live his best life instead of becoming the Grim Reaper of adorable squirrels. Congratulations on being the world’s biggest party pooper—may your days be as joyless as your choices!
"Man, I can’t believe Karen went full villain mode and decided to be the executioner of Peanut the Squirrel; she really just took the joy out of life for everyone!"
by SqueweFanboy420 November 5, 2024
Get the Peanut the squirrelmug. A guy will call another guy peanut when he has no other words to describe how cute he is. The man who calls out Peanut if very good looking.
by Peanut Man 3 February 4, 2020
Get the Peanutmug. “Honey I forgot my anal beads, but I know you like peanut M&M’s. You wanna suck them out of my ass?”
by I_love_peanut_M&M’s February 19, 2024
Get the Peanut M&M’smug. by Slayer of life January 9, 2023
Get the peanut butter brother'smug. a brown, sticky substance that you use to smear all over your wife's bed to make her think you shit yourself
by lol poggers man December 19, 2022
Get the peanut buttermug. A stupid azz YouTuber who is so cringy that people puke put their souls and then snap back to reality.
by Adam baeuker September 6, 2017
Get the Peanut Butter Whitemug. by All Java, All The Time April 21, 2017
Get the peanut butter yourselfmug.