Pants ripped

When your at work and you go to show the most awesome work out routine you've ever seen in your life to your co-workers and right in the middle of the routines best part your pants rip. Making this awkward sound your co-workers couldn't make out at first until you perk up real fast and blurt out "my pants just ripped". In that very moment your sorta embarrassed naturally, but then you bust out laughing and make it a good ass time.

"My pants ripped"

by luminous_yogi_ April 27, 2017

Salty Pants

To be uncomfortable in your trousers.....like having "salt in your pants".

What's up with homeboy? He's acting a fool, like he's got "SALTY PANTS!?"

by J. Wiles June 25, 2006

winky-pants

a term used to show that an individual is either
a) winky in nature
OR
b) wears pants that are winky in nature
OR
c) eats salmon on pork chop bonified quarterly assessment chicken legs
see 'willord winky-pants' for a related definition

hes a real winky-pants guy, just look at those pants, theyre so freakin' winky its unbelievable, it just really makes me 'hot in the pants'

by Professor Umbrage September 8, 2006

Labia pants

Thin dress pants, normally worn by the masses in corporate america. Pants so thin one can clearly differentiate labia minoira/ majora or penis and testes in a crotch grab that occurs during a rowdy lunch hour.

The antithesis of boner pants.

Labia pants are a must when having lunch with a hot coworker with wandering hands.

by High 5 July 22, 2012

Emotional Pants

The metaphorical version of underwear that separates a girls emotions from the outside world.

Steve: I don't want to have sex
Erica: Then what do you want?
Steve: I want in your emotional pants...

by PIGS! January 21, 2011

Wet in the Pants

When a girl on xbox live hears a guy talking over a mic and says to him "OMG you sound sooo HOT!!!" and immediately invites him to private chat(video chat if available) and adds him to her friends list. From then on she either always follows him from game to game or invites him to her games just to hear his voice, which turns her on - thus becoming "Wet in the Pants".
Essentially the female equivalent of "Tight in the Pants"

Tori and Kelsey are always bugging FDD to join their games and having him say things just to hear him say them because they are so Wet in the pants over the poor guy

by Andrew David Hernandez August 6, 2008

fun pants

soft thin pants that high schoolers, college girls, and some hot moms wear to tease guys into thinking they want to be rubbed down in front of everybody. see fuck me pants

Holy shit, that bitch is wearing fun pants...i can finger blast the cooch juice outta her in front of everyone

by Brandon+Ricky November 28, 2004