winky-pants

a term used to show that an individual is either
a) winky in nature
OR
b) wears pants that are winky in nature
OR
c) eats salmon on pork chop bonified quarterly assessment chicken legs
see 'willord winky-pants' for a related definition

hes a real winky-pants guy, just look at those pants, theyre so freakin' winky its unbelievable, it just really makes me 'hot in the pants'

by Professor Umbrage September 8, 2006

RISHABH PANT

Favorite Player of Aamej Shreyansh

Hey Who is favorite player of Aamej Shreyansh.
He is RISHABH PANT

by 😎😎Legend😎😎 January 16, 2021

pant for the head

The ability to ease the stools egress from the bum locker by relaxation techniques employed during birth. sit, relax, inhale and as you exhale let the turtles head protrude.Carry on breathing deeply and exhale for evacuation.

The ability to pass a large bungles finger through pant for the head

by fruitbatnotts February 12, 2009

Labia pants

Thin dress pants, normally worn by the masses in corporate america. Pants so thin one can clearly differentiate labia minoira/ majora or penis and testes in a crotch grab that occurs during a rowdy lunch hour.

The antithesis of boner pants.

Labia pants are a must when having lunch with a hot coworker with wandering hands.

by High 5 July 22, 2012

pants purgatory

When you're trying to lose weight and your fat pants fall down, but your skinny pants don't fit yet. You're between pants. You're in pants purgatory.

"Yeah, I went to lunch today at Subway so I could get skinny like Jared. My pants fell down and I was hanging brain right there in line while I was picking out sandwich toppings. Being in pants purgatory sucks."

by jmstone32 December 31, 2011

fun pants

soft thin pants that high schoolers, college girls, and some hot moms wear to tease guys into thinking they want to be rubbed down in front of everybody. see fuck me pants

Holy shit, that bitch is wearing fun pants...i can finger blast the cooch juice outta her in front of everyone

by Brandon+Ricky November 28, 2004

Wet in the Pants

When a girl on xbox live hears a guy talking over a mic and says to him "OMG you sound sooo HOT!!!" and immediately invites him to private chat(video chat if available) and adds him to her friends list. From then on she either always follows him from game to game or invites him to her games just to hear his voice, which turns her on - thus becoming "Wet in the Pants".
Essentially the female equivalent of "Tight in the Pants"

Tori and Kelsey are always bugging FDD to join their games and having him say things just to hear him say them because they are so Wet in the pants over the poor guy

by Andrew David Hernandez August 6, 2008