The hour when your internet speeds go to shit because everyone is watching porn. Typically around midnight but varies by location.
by Bhesh December 3, 2015
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by dropoutbear777 May 5, 2019
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Man! I can't wait to get home to watch some storm porn on the weather channel to see how that hurricane is about to rip the coast a new one!
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Get the Midget porn mug.In a time of social distancing and/or pandemic lock down, viewing photos and/or videos of large crowds and getting excited about being that close to so many strangers.
"I was feeling lonely during the CoronaVirus lockdown, so I got on my phone and looked at some proximity porn."
by Vonnegutz March 31, 2020
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