john swan

A YouTuber that makes high quality commentary videos. He is well known for making a video on JustDestiny and getting shouted out by Keemstar.

"Dude, do you like John Swan's videos?"
"Hell yea dude, they're great!"

by markuipper June 2, 2019

John Beanigga

Have you ever heard of Jesus, well he’s second this man. All the children are his.

All of the kids love seeing John Beanigga

by Antione Du Vert October 20, 2020

john pinette

A comedian that tells jokes mostly about his weight and his life on the road.

I laugh so hard when John Pinette says "Get outta line."

by SomeguywhohatesCheetoprez May 20, 2018

John Key

Pony tail. Named for the New Zealand Prime minister's well-known fondness for pulling women and little girls' pony tails.

Hey man, your hair's getting real long.
I know, I have to wear it in a John Key at work.

by Caspin April 26, 2016

Jason john

Funny yet sophisticated, helps people from all walks of life. Straighty 180 yet he is a bad boy in all good ways!

Thank you Jason john

by My friend jason January 18, 2022

John Hargrove

A person whose name you use for cover when you accidentally say something disparaging about a particular person in a more-public way than you initially intended - especially when the person in question hears or sees what you say about them.

Person One: "This guy is such a jackass."
Person Two: "Dude, the phone's not on mute!"
Person One: "Umm...yeah, like I was saying, John Hargrove is such a jackass."

by billdcon September 12, 2019

John Jones

THE SEXY-IST MAN ALIVE -Yako-li

That dude over there is a John Jones

by yako-li March 25, 2021