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v neck nick

A V-Neck Nick is a guy who wears V Necks to school thinking its cool but really it is gay he may not know it but he gets bullied very hard for it
yo joe do you see that v neck nick over there
by Bitchfucker1911 July 26, 2018
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Texas Neck Tie

Choking one's self or one's partner with a neck tie or other long piece of fabric while engaging in sexual activities.
Julie was feeling a little kinky one night with her boyfriend, so she asked him to give her the Texas Neck Tie.
by v4life68 November 9, 2012
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Wind your neck in

When someone is getting lairy and needs to calm down
wind your neck in and stop being a haddock
by pug wash August 30, 2021
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the two-neck squeeze

More commonly known as "Autoerotic Asphyxiation"

“It’s like seeing a rainbow, but with all the colours.”
“So like a normal rainbow”
He decided to do the two-neck squeeze and now that sweet chariot has come for to carry him home.
by thericardo June 3, 2018
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A Stiff-Necked-People

A Stiff-Necked-People = Adjective for the Human condition during Coronavirus Pandemic.

1. Previously an adjective assigned by God to the Hebrews in the book of Exodus, meaning stubborn, as they held to old ways, and made the golden calf.

2. Has ironic new meaning, as Jews and Gentiles alike embraced new ways to worship: meaning "persevering," as they held excruciatingly long seders, or Easter services etc., seated awkwardly staring at poorly positioned computer sceens, and/or spent hours looking down at cell phones, during social distancing quarantine--often finding themselves in physical pain from doing so
Inclined at 15 degrees, the weight of the human head exerts a force of 27 lbs. on the cervical vertebrae and scapular musculature, and at 60 degrees, gravity adds 33 more lbs. So, during covid 19 social distancing the condition called "A Stiff-Necked-People" has run rampant, & "inflamed" the masses--everybody is getting stiff necks, sore shoulders, or has slept weird hours, & awoken with cramped muscles, crashed on their couches.
by z'mirote April 16, 2020
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Scrape your neck

The act of removeing accummulated residue from your puki so it can be smoked again. Typically because your sack is empty
Your bitches clouded all my shardsnow you gotta scrape your neck.
by MaXPuFZ August 12, 2016
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Sloppy Giraffe Neck

When people make out like they're giraffes fighting.
Person 1: Tom and Claire are doing that sloppy giraffe neck.
Person 2: That's nasty man.
Person 1: They gonna break their necks.
by Flavored Salmon October 29, 2015
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