National ARAUGH Day

National ARAUGH day is January 13th

stranger: “what day is it today?” ericteehee: “it’s national ARAUGH day.”

by ericteeheelol January 13, 2022

National Bozo Day

December 24, a day where you become a bozo for the next 24 hours.

Jake is such a bozo that he practically started National Bozo Day

by anonymous December 23, 2021

National Dababy Day

National Dababy day is the same day when Dababy was first born and ready to say “less gooO”

Joe: yo,did you know that today is National Dababy Day?
Greg: Really?!
Joe: Yeah!
Greg: Less gooO

by Smiley7383 April 19, 2021

National Esex day

Ok June 16 everyone should have a massive orgy

Hey it’s June 16 are you going to have esex national esex day

by Rocketfiller… June 16, 2022

National Rape Day

POV: you’re an incel and a fucking idiot

seriously though, this shit is absolutely disgusting, how mentally deficient do you have to be to think this is ok? (this being, for those who don’t know, a ‘holiday’ where it’s ‘legal’ ((no the fuck it’s not.)) to rape/sexually assault people.)

some dude idk: “yay! guys, today is National Rape Day!”

me: *literally beats him to death lol*

by tooth_overlord April 19, 2021

National Nudes Day

*Only valid on 25th of June*
Send this definition to a person you feel comfortable with and send each other one nude each, then forget it all happened. You will both be happy and that's all that matters.

Boy : Yo it's National Nudes Day *sends screenshot of this definition*
Girl : Ite here you go *sends nude*
Boy : Sikeeeeeeeeeeeeee

by mayowisdom June 25, 2019

National Hangover Day

December 26th, the day after Christmas. The day where nobody has the energy or will power to get there hung over asses out of bed after a hard night of drinking, present opening, face stuffing, fucking (if your lucky), disapointment, and in some cases humiliation and shame. A day that is usually celebrated by staying in bed till 4 and finally getting up only to spend the rest of the day vomiting your guts out.

Guy1: Christmas is gonna be awsome this year!!!! Guy2: Hell yeah!!!! But fuck man, I sure ain't looking forward to National Hangover Day... Guy1: Fuck it, we'll just be in bed all day anyways, so no need to worry about it.

by Xero _ Manifest December 25, 2010