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shotgun monkey

a person that fucks you over with a shotgun in a video game and is retarded.
my friend ben is a shotgun monkey he runs up to me and shotguns me right in the dick
by roasteddecaf December 29, 2021
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Reef Monkey

Originally an online saltwater aquarium forum, Reef Monkey is now a t-shirt, sticker and swag company selling through Etsy.com The Reef Monkey is someone that appreciates humor, saltwater, surfing, Toyotas, and perhaps irony.
I hung out with that surfer, dude was a total Reef Monkey. Spent all day on the waves.
by definer222222 February 25, 2019
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Sass Monkey

Somebody, or something, that is ever so slightly retarded but in a funny way.
Will: Vicky, sometimes you are such a sass monkey!

Vicky: I know, i know.
by The_Original_Sass_Monkey August 14, 2011
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freezing the monkey

when you bang a snowman people will call it freezing the monkey
MOM leave I am freezing the monkey come back later
by MrDickleson August 11, 2019
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Pasta monkey

by Aidan Albert March 13, 2015
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Chewing the monkey

When someone is giving a blowjob but the guy can't get an erection.
"I couldn't get hard so she was just chewing the monkey."
by iTzMaGiK May 8, 2017
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quat monkey

Characterized by a white person that has a fear of black people and tries to overcome this fear by sleeping with black men.
by tbdoesnotcumnaturally December 20, 2019
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