shotgun monkey

a person that fucks you over with a shotgun in a video game and is retarded.

my friend ben is a shotgun monkey he runs up to me and shotguns me right in the dick

by roasteddecaf December 29, 2021

Reef Monkey

Originally an online saltwater aquarium forum, Reef Monkey is now a t-shirt, sticker and swag company selling through Etsy.com The Reef Monkey is someone that appreciates humor, saltwater, surfing, Toyotas, and perhaps irony.

I hung out with that surfer, dude was a total Reef Monkey. Spent all day on the waves.

by definer222222 February 25, 2019

Sass Monkey

Somebody, or something, that is ever so slightly retarded but in a funny way.

Will: Vicky, sometimes you are such a sass monkey!

Vicky: I know, i know.

by The_Original_Sass_Monkey August 14, 2011

freezing the monkey

when you bang a snowman people will call it freezing the monkey

MOM leave I am freezing the monkey come back later

by MrDickleson August 11, 2019

Pasta monkey

A rasist term for an Italian

Stefano is a pasta monkey

by Aidan Albert March 13, 2015

Chewing the monkey

When someone is giving a blowjob but the guy can't get an erection.

"I couldn't get hard so she was just chewing the monkey."

by iTzMaGiK May 8, 2017

quat monkey

Characterized by a white person that has a fear of black people and tries to overcome this fear by sleeping with black men.

Tristan Bentz is a quat monkey!

by tbdoesnotcumnaturally December 20, 2019