Michael Felix

A male who is very concieded! He likes to look at himself alot in mirrors! shaves his armpits and eye brows. Also shits on the back of toilet seats and lickes it off

did you see that guy with no armpit hair?? ..hes a Michael Felix.

by charliespoopy October 21, 2012

michael hunt

That handsome young man

Hey have you seen that handsome young man?
Who?
Oh I mean have you seen Michael Hunt

by Milkshakesandearthquakes May 29, 2017

Joshua Michael

Educated, very intelligent, sexy, and attractive man of color that's well hung with a long tongue. Joshua Michael will do almost anything for his guy and girl friends and is usually the life of the party. Joshua Michael is kind, generous, and is always giving of himself. Joshua Michael is always for the underdog and gives to those in need and his Country. Joshua Michael can be spotted sometimes in the Henderson area.

1. I did a Joshua Michael and gave to a homeless guy and saved some orphan children from a burning building today.
2. I just hit the lottery today; I feel like a Joshua Michael and I can do almost anything.

by ODB777 November 16, 2018

The Michael M

When your dick is so thiccc you make your wife/girlfriend pass out the second you enter her rectum.

Dude, I thought I killed my wife when we had anal

Oh shit son, you gave her the Michael M

by Swivel mi timbers November 21, 2020

Damn it, Michael!

A generalized exclamation of frustration. Used when laying blame for the sake of blaming.

Friend #1: "It is super cold outside!"
Friend #2: "Damn it, Michael!"
Friend #1: "Indeed!"

by Ch3wyFudgemz December 2, 2020

Michael Phelps

A short legged white american swimmer and Olympic gold medalist.

Standing at 6'4 inches with 32 inch legs, Michael Phelps is the fastest white swimmer in the world with 18 Olympic medals under his belt.

Guy: Wow is that a fish?
Guy2: No, that's Michael Phelps!

by London 2012 August 4, 2012

Michael Keegan

Michael Keegan, A white 5’4 kid that goes to School in always red like he’s a blood. He is Obsessed with a black girl named Jazarah that’s from the hood and is secretly a school shooter. He’s very sus and can’t keep his dick in his pants. Michael Keegan often likes to hangout with a Lightskin, A ashy fish and a gorilla.

Michael Keegan is very sexy but gay

by Michael Keegan December 2, 2019