remuera milf

A mother (typically of a child attending King's College) who resides in the Auckland suburb of Remuera. Attends their children's hosts occasionally, and notably seen in their iconic stance: a glass of white wine in one hand while chatting with another parent. Usually attractive (therefore the 'milf' in terminology) and likely a cougar.

"That lady over there is absolutely a remuera milf if I've ever seen one."

by ilovesione June 17, 2024

Femboy MILF

A female presenting male who shows qualities or characteristics of a MILF.

“Damn your mom’s hot, but is she really a femboy milf, bro?”

by UselessCabbage June 29, 2024

That's Fuckin' Mildly Attractive

A Phrase commonly used at inappropriate moments which generally lead to a self-annexing of any relative allies/friends/acquaintances around you, which they then consider you a hostile and proceed to end you.

Dude1: Shit man, i know that chicks got four muffin tops, but damn that's Fuckin' Mildly Attractive!

Dude2 proceeds to bludgeon Dude1 with a nearby object until his brain matter becomes soup.

by Sover3ign June 21, 2010

The Memphis Mildew

Another strange sexual happening. When you are " Eating it all out" as Famous Amos puts it, and you sneeze all over her anus and vagina hence the Memphis Mildew. A personal experiance im sure from the good ole south where you can sneeze on a womans vag and shell still suck you off.

Come on bitch dont let me down just because i gave you the Memphis Mildew.

by theoriginalopiate March 24, 2011

Walking black&mild

When you see a slim and long person who skin color is really dark and has a mild facial expression that is rather disturbing to others.

Person 1: "Why does that guy over there look so mean and dark? Friend: I dunno. He looks like a walking black&mild. Person 1: "RIP"

by #tellit how i see it July 20, 2018

Hockey mom milf

Hockey mom milf is someone that’s hot as fuck, acts like a mom, someone the whole team would bone if given the chance. Doesn’t even have to have a kid yet to fulfill the milf part. Just hot as fuck, attends all her boys hockey games. And only Fucks a select few hockey boys so she isn’t a whore. Hockey mom milfs are usually super caring too.

Chad; Damn did you see Capria at all our hockey games?
Brad; Yeah id fuck she’s so hot and she fucks with hockey??

Chad; Capria is such a hockey mom milf fuck.

by Jyzhockey December 3, 2018

Big momma milf

Big momma milf will fuck you hard as shit your dick will fall of but one down fall is that she only likes small and medium size dick and they only like whites and asians

Look it's big momma milf she's so hot and busty let's go get her

by Tarry66 January 14, 2020