Lucas

The sexiest man on earth with rock hard abs and flawless hair. There is never not a hoe around him and boy does he collect them. He is the smartest, handsomest, pussy munching, indestructible legend that has a bank account filled with money that he has earned from passing bystanders to his beauty that pay him to have the privilege of being within 5 feet from him. He shits gold bricks and on special occasions diamonds. He’s not just rich in currency, he is rich with the unbelievably humongous giant penis in his cargo pants.

Live, laugh, LUCAS.

Holy shit look at Lucas and all his money and hoes

by Lucas the amazing acrobat December 13, 2023

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Lucas

★The most wonderful man you'll have the pleasure of having in your life. He's sweet, caring, funny, and all the greatest characteristics of humans wrapped into one.
★ A special person to not take for granted.
★ The one person in your life who never ceases to make each day lovely.

I've been talking to a musician who's very much a Lucas, and every time I'm around him, my day is magically improved.

by SupernaturalGoat December 13, 2023

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