Logan Kirton

A fat fuck thinking he’s cool but nothing exept a phat incest mink

Logan kirton goes out with his cousin lol

by ComeSitOnMyCockDavid January 27, 2020

Logan Paul

A species of slug that is known to inhabit the dingiest, most disgusting places known to man. This creature feeds on human waste and filth, and it is agreed upon by most zoologists that its excrement is far more vile and toxic than what it ingests as sustenance. Its mating call sounds vaguely like a popular song written by the Flobots (though anyone foolish enough to find this breed of slug suitable as a pet would vehemently deny this), and it often creates nests for itself with its own filth and excrement. For this reason, it is advisable to avoid this creature if one encounters it in the wild.

Logan Paul is known to expel waste that is much more vile than its sustenance.

by BEN drowned/Kenny McCormick September 6, 2018

Logan

Logan's that one kid who is very mysterious. You will never know what he may do? some days he will give you candy and some days he will give you a FINGER to the ASS.

(Nate) logan is cool
(Josh) ehhh, he is kind of a goth
(Blake) he gave me candy
(Sean) he gave me a slap to the ass

by :((((( February 18, 2022

Logan green

A man with a penis the size of a thumb. A girl usually cries Logan green to a man when the poor girl cannot feel the sensation of sex as the penis is too small.

Omg Logan green. Just use your fingers that would be longer than dick thumb

by Pussydestroyerofworlds June 9, 2017

Logan

Big booty and his cousin

Short af

Can’t tell if your blonde or brunette

Stupid

Can be smart

Smashes head

Dropped as a child

Indian

Definitely has a “1 inch peepee”

Complains

Needs to get a gf
Logan: I have no gf

No one cares

Wow that man is a logan

by Demarcus’smainhoe May 19, 2022

Logan

Logan's give the best blowies. Once, I had a Logan blow me and it was orgasmic. However, Logan's have a very tight anus, making anal sex very hard for them. Logan is a midget, and although his two legs are small his third leg his that of a Clydesdale, and boy does he know how to use it. All in all Logan's are perfect little creatures.

"logan" gives great head!

by Thefatandthefurious September 28, 2021

Logan Mccluskey

Logan McCluskey is a California-based celebrity best known for his fire guitar covers and his prolific collection of personally remastered 80s bops. In addition to his incredible musical talents, McCluskey is a daredevil, a scrappy legend, and a style icon.

Dangggg, Logan McCluskey is an extraordinary human being inside and out and he's going to change the damn world one day .

by lactose intolerant May 18, 2018