Kevin Christian

A guy who want to be a balut vendor someday. He is a man of balutness and balutnity. Someday he will be a successful balutman.

pabili nga po ng balut, kuya kevin Christian.

by kenneman June 8, 2021

Monkey Kevin

A person so stoned that they have the typical brain function of a monkey.

"Did you hear about that kid who smoke so much he didn't know what his name was?"
"Yeah man, he's totally a monkey kevin."

by Monkey Kevin January 8, 2017

kevin's class

Mr. Hey's A Block Spanish class. They are extremely loud and are sucking the life out of him. They usually lose their break time.

Is it A block yet? Time for kevin's class

by happygerman443 December 11, 2019

Kevin Mario

Kevin Mario is a hot babe and has a twin called melvin and everyone loves him and his boys adam and anesu

Kevin is meant to have a big dick but unfortunaty he was born with a 1 incher

Is that THE Kevin Mario
Ofc and im with ma boy mahmoud bata
i love bata
same
wanna kiss
ok bata
*makes out with bate*

by kwaramba February 20, 2022

kevin cissy

A man pretending to be manly, but when it comes down to it, he's sissy filth. He will do anything for exposure, including eating shit online. The most pathetic type of man alive, an embarassment to mankind.

That guy in Louisville, KY was a real Kevin cissy.

by G0dd355K January 7, 2018

Toast Kevin

a character you draw on the foggy windows of a car after getting raw dogged by the guy you've had a crush on since you were 16 but he doesn't like you enough to date you even after 3 years of friendship and letting him raw dog and cum in your mouth.

me:"aye toast Kevin"
him: "take that off the window or else you are gonna keep laughing while we try and fuck."

by toast Kevin April 19, 2021

Kevin saitta

a man like fadnams who loves kids but this man loves them to much. kevin also touched me in a classroom once and i haven't been the same since.

no kevin saitta stop that hurts but it feels so good and its sooooo big and juicy

by bowisbonson November 22, 2019