Like the river, long and gangly. A Jordan is a Humanoid that can be heard amongst Gyms listening to the heaviest of metal while screaming "lightweight" and random passers by and releasing toxic fumes to deter predators, often making them uncomfortable and forcing them to leave the area they're training in. This gives the Jordan a larger area to train in where he boasts about doing Squats and never missing leg day, although his legs still look very "meh".
I was training over in the free weights but then this guy dropped a protein fart like an absolute Jordan.
by FSGremlin February 26, 2021
A guy with an a million dollar smile. Makes a crude amount of your mom jokes but 90 percent of them are 10/10 so it’s acceptable. So handsome you have to make sure your sister and mom don’t fall for him!! Gives good hugs and better kisses. Has no earthly idea how to say goodbye. Be careful, he will become your favorite person, proceed with caution if you don’t plan on being obsessed.
by ninja fairy supervillain January 08, 2022
She shares a blood line with that of the Greek Gods. If God created the heavens and earth in six days, Jordan would have completed it in 3. She is a hustler and she gets things done. At her job they call her the Lara Croft of advertising because she makes a treasure out of everything she touches. Her work ethic speaks volumes, but let’s not forget her sense of humor is that of 3 Dave Chapelles and 2 Chris Tuckers combined. Aside from her amazing personality, she can dance like Shakira and Beyoncé combined. You’re blessed if you ever come across a Jordan in your lifetime.
by Jordan37444 November 23, 2021
A kid who is very athletic and is super fun to be around. He loves to play Fortnite with friends. Sometimes he can get annoying but he is great. He likes to have fun with guys and girls. GOODBYE FRIENDS.
by rAINBOWboI8989726 October 29, 2018
An amazing girl who is always there for her friends when they need her. A Jordan is hardworking and tough and can get through anything! Some people take her for granted and think she's being a bitch, but in reality she's hurting inside. A Jordan loves all animals, and she loves sweet things and food. If you ever have a Jordan as a friend, care for her, be willing to follow her to the ends of the Earth, and she'll do the same for you.
by Anonymouse and cheese April 14, 2019
by dessertlover June 10, 2020