A piece of fish-shaped plastic, usually made in China, designed to stick to the rear of mainly American owned vehicles to demonstrate to the rest of the world that the bearer prefers to ignore irrefutable evidence discovered by the most brilliant minds in science and base their smug, superior public personas on fairy tales and superstition, whilst engaging in closeted guilt-ridden sessions of drug-fuelled sexual deviance and other hypocrisy.
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it is basically a word that you can make up a defintion for,because it doesnt have a real definition.
it is basically a word that you can make up a defintion for,because it doesnt have a real definition.
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do you want to help me flip my jesus after school?
i belive that EVERYONE should flip their jesus at least once a day.The only problem is,you'll need to have gloves,a hannah montana cd,and a towel with you.
do you want to help me flip my jesus after school?
i belive that EVERYONE should flip their jesus at least once a day.The only problem is,you'll need to have gloves,a hannah montana cd,and a towel with you.
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Get the tears of jesus mug.A down right irresitable godly human being. Has the ability to munlipulate the mind of people of the other sex. Defined and known to be "large" skinny, in shape, and buff. Also known to be extremly good looking. Is given the name Jesus for that reason.
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I learned about this god in social studies today, it remined me about Jesus Mejia.
I learned about this god in social studies today, it remined me about Jesus Mejia.
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Get the jesus cookies mug.Kenya, "Damnnnn! Them brownies look goooood!!!"
Celeste, "Don't even bother getting one, they taste like shit."
Laura, "Hell yeah, I tried one. Them some Jesus Brownies."
Kenya, "Fuck! Well thanks for the heads up."
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Kenya, "Fuck! Well thanks for the heads up."
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