Doing a Joe

Exaggerating largely, even if others have heard the story before and they know that you're exaggerating.

Joe: I was literally watching Usain Bolt for four hours.

Emily: You do know he runs the 100m in like 10s, right?

Alex: Oh he's just doing a joe!

by Psychological. June 11, 2010

Joe ellison

Fat headed cunt who looks like an ape. He smomes 100000 fags a day and Alicia is sexy be like joe

Your gay if your called joe ellison

by DOLOOO April 20, 2019

Joe Brandon

Literal Dementia. Used to describe when one cannot remember or stumble in speech.

Person one: I think that we should awebufagulabiusescuseme....ahem
Person two: think you just had a Joe Brandon!

by Маршал Чилтонов July 7, 2022

joe lamer

A combination of "average Joe" and "lamer," this phrase refers to someone who is new to computers. Unlike "average Joe," it is derogatory.

:Welcome to #hackerhelp
<joelamer> HOW TO I HACK UTTER PEEPLES COMPUDIRS???
<joelamer> HOW TO I HACK UTTER PEEPLES COMPUDIRS???
<joelamer> HOW TO I HACK UTTER PEEPLES COMPUDIRS???
:EliteHacker sets mode +b [e-mail]
:joelamer has been banned by EliteHacker (joe lamer)

by danq58 January 16, 2008

Joe Namath

When you are drinking with someone you don't know very well and they suddenly want to kiss you.

There was a group of us and Gary pulled a total 'Joe Namath' and tried to paw me. Why didn't someone tell me that old guy can't handle vodka?

by Deb_in_NH October 10, 2006

Dirty Joe

A Old Man Who’s Fetish Is Smelling Young Children

Dirty joe was looking for a new victim.

by TrollLol6969 November 24, 2021

fireman joe

1. (n) one who pees for an excessively long time.
2. (n) a crazy bum on the street corner who truly thinks he is a fireman.

1. Yo fireman joe, you've been in that stall for three hours!
2. Fireman Joe: WEEEEEoooooooooWEEEooo
street-corner kids: Hey fireman joe, where's the fire?

by SgtPepper July 2, 2005