by Win2k admin October 25, 2003
Man or woman or weirdo who wanks/masturbates over almost anything online regularly and shoots his load whilst doing so.
Person 1: Hey, that old pervy fella at the library using the computer is a full on 'internet exploder'
Person 2: Him, ah yes he's always pretending hes studying, a real wanker.....an internet exploder!
Person 1: uh huh!
Person 2: Him, ah yes he's always pretending hes studying, a real wanker.....an internet exploder!
Person 1: uh huh!
by 'Whisky Business' February 19, 2021
If chatting to someone on MSN you may say to them 'BRB just going for an internet poo@' or BRB just off for an interpoo'
by ian j taylor January 24, 2007
A child who uses the internet.
by StupidDumby October 04, 2013
Usually accompanied by asterisks * on either side.
Used in Instant Message conversations and on forums as an expression of fake anger or spontaneity.
Can be used as an emotional expression, random gesture, or conversation starter as in the example.
Used in Instant Message conversations and on forums as an expression of fake anger or spontaneity.
Can be used as an emotional expression, random gesture, or conversation starter as in the example.
by asd103045 January 16, 2008
An unemployed loser who sits around all day trying to have sex with stupid girls by pretending to be a photographer. Commonly found in internet cafes surfing websites like craigslist.
Girl: Hey is that MJ the internet pimp?
Boy: Yeah let's go ask for his autograph!
Girl: No let's not, I don't want to get the HIV.
Boy: You can only get that if you sleep with him...!
Girl: Yes, but he has powers of persuasion, and I don't want a baby.
Boy: You're right- let's run.
*Boy and Girl take off running*
Girl: Watch out- you're going to hit that retard!
Boy: He's not retarded- he just has a lot of character!
Boy: Yeah let's go ask for his autograph!
Girl: No let's not, I don't want to get the HIV.
Boy: You can only get that if you sleep with him...!
Girl: Yes, but he has powers of persuasion, and I don't want a baby.
Boy: You're right- let's run.
*Boy and Girl take off running*
Girl: Watch out- you're going to hit that retard!
Boy: He's not retarded- he just has a lot of character!
by Mz Lady June 05, 2007
by Casey Palmer February 08, 2006