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(Internet-connected) Computer 

An invention made to make humans speak less personally and socialize on a non-face-to-face manner. It is used as a part of dating/relationship. It is used as a means of looking up your crush(es). Also, referred to as an invention of demons.
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rule 86 of the internet 

"if it exists,you can play Bad apple on it."" if it can,it can Bad apple"If this thing exists,you can play the song "bad apple" on it.Rule made by @bad.....apple on tik tok.
Person 1:Hey have you heard abt playing bad apple on a pregnancy test bro??
Person 2:rule 86 of the internet bro..

Scariest Picture on the Internet

I'm not too sure where this originated, but I haven't ever checked out the picture. Basically there are 2 versions of the "Scariest Picture on the Internet." If you type in "Scariest Picture on the Internet" in Google, look for either the picture of the levitating girl in a black dress that looks kinda 3D-ish or a sketch of a girl with brown hair.

Backstory for Brown Hair sketch:

The sketch is believed to be a self portrait of a young Japanese woman, who supposedly sketched herself before scanning the sketch and posting it onto the internet. The origin of the picture is currently unknown, but I have contacted the creator of the youtube video and have asked for the information required to properly and efficiently analyse the sketch.

If you stare at the picture for an amount of time, it is said that the sketch can be seen moving. Some people have reported seeing her eyes moving, even changing colour. Others have reported seeing her chest moving up and down as though she was inhaling and exhaling. All of these are due to the fact that the sketch is said to be cursed, as the woman commited suicide only a short amount of time after drawing it.
Me: I am a chickenshit and I ain't about to look at Scariest Picture on The Internet.

Internet 

The place where man are man, woman are man, and little girls are FBI agents
9yosexygurl: Hello guys ! I'm new to the internet
ilikeyoung: Y helo thar ...
9yosexygurl: BUSTED
Internet by k0b13r December 14, 2008

Internet 

will make you very fat
Person #1 Looks like bob gained a few pounds.

Person #2 Its that damn internet.
Internet by Bob Dole 123 April 23, 2007

internet 

the most addicting piece of shit EVER. fucks up your grades, as well. everything else you once loved to do means absolutely nothing anymore.
the internet has turned me in to a pissed off, socially retarded, bitch.
internet by l33v March 1, 2008

Internet Anonymous 

defines a person that no matter how hard you search on the internet you cannot find them. Google, yahoo people search, facebook, myspace, nothing. It is as if on the Internet they do not exist.
Today I found my old college buddy Steve he just popped up on facebook out of the blue. He was Internet Anonymous.