two hand jam

you know, some bball?

larry: shiiiit, two hand jam?
johnlarry: dont you mean bball?
larry: yup.

by funkmasterflex124 October 31, 2009

jam willy whacked

when a place you enter is packed, like a pub or hall and there is no room to move

punter "busy in there tonight?"
bouncer "its jam willy whacked mate!"

by hank cambell September 8, 2008

penisbutter and jam sandwich

A peanut and butter sandwich with a penis inserted into it

i really wanted my PB and J for lunch but ben made it penisbutter and jam sandwich

by Brostapha March 10, 2011

Jam Me Up

When somebody fucks up your plan of action with a girl.

Perv:I got a date tonight with Mary Rotten Crotch and you need to get me a dose of that Date Rape drug.
Bro: I gotch you.
Perv:OK,but don't Jam Me Up on this.

by Mojo Maniac August 17, 2008

jam butty man

a amn who has a motor powered sandwich

wot i wrote in mt R.E essay

by Sam .f June 1, 2003

Sink cones and jam

The ravenous consumption of pine cone Jam, often on toast or another base. Usually combined with cream or other condiments.

Hey bro I'm so hungry I'm gonna go sink cones and jam, do you want yours on toast or just plain?

by Mr Smithinsons October 18, 2020

Jam Sandwich

A used, bloody tampon...

Aw man, that girl has just chucked a jam sandwich at him..

by suprisedperson January 15, 2006