porpoise hole

An exceptionally tight butthole. Said to be as tight as that of a porpoise's butthole, which is water tight.

Damn, I tried to have anal with my girl last night, but she's got a total porpoise hole!. No amount of lube was gonna get my dick in there.

by g.spell_omega April 29, 2015

Hole in Come

When a man masturbates to the point of ejeculation, sometimes his semen (come, cum) is shot into his own bellybutton by sheer penal force.

Aw, I just got semen in my bellybutton from that Hole in Come. I hate it when that happens!

...
My girlfriend likes it though.

by nhoja July 5, 2011

hooner hole

Any filthy, unkept, and rancid hole belonging to a ratty, chihuahua lookin-ass, dusty, street hooker.

Yo bro, I met this shorty at the club last night, and she started dancing on me. Afterward I had a stain on my pants that smelled like rotting flesh, I think she must have rubber her hooner hole on my leg!!

by SuperUglyPerson May 10, 2023

Frozen Hole

A girl, who don't give a fuck.

-Don't spend your time with this frozen hole. There is no point.

by rrox January 2, 2009

Friendship Hole

A person whom offers their hole to help a friend better their sex game.

The act of friends practicing sex on one another.

Hey hunny, I can be your friendship hole if you really think you cum too fast.

by C. Buford March 30, 2023

Doc-Hole

Doc-Hole!

Put'em in the Doc-Hole!
DOC-HOLE!

by jarednthomas December 3, 2020

Bahooty hole

A way to say asshole when around peeps who can't hear you swear

Karen: That bahooty hole didn't let me get my free yoga ball!!!
Daughter: Oh no, she's Karen-ing again
Son: Should we run again??

by Haleyg610 November 9, 2019