Fruit Basket

When two men cuddle, legs crossed and dick and balls smoosh together.

Guy1: Dude, you didn't tell me your roommate was gay!
Guy2: what does that matter?
Guy1: it doesn't, but I went in there to get some bud and papers, and he was full on fruit basket with some dude.

by Huge hammer69 November 23, 2020

fruit fit

When an outfit consists of multiple clothes of the same colour, which makes the fit look shit.

A: Have you seen Mike‘s fit?
B: The one with the purple pants, purple hoodie and purple shoes?
A: Yeah, what a fruit fit!

by 1337Otto March 6, 2022

Alabama Fruit basket

Don't know

She gave her an Alabama Fruit basket

by Kimalingadingdong January 6, 2022

Peaceful Fruit

Peaceful Fruits are fruits that are part of the Peaceful Fruit Society. With purity in both mind and nature; these good-natured, dependable fruits are harmless and actively bring joy to the world.

Here are the leading members of the Peaceful Fruit Society:
- Coconut (Just look at them!)
- Tangerines and oranges
- Many others

RIVALS of the Peaceful Fruit Society:
- ANY AND ALL PINEAPPLES. ESPECIALLY THE FALSE PINEAPPLE (SCIENTIFIC NAME Ananas Macrodontes)
- NEPALESE RASPBERRY. IT LOOKS LIKE A BACTERIA.
The following fruits listed are members of the Evil Fruit Society. You can tell because they're blood red, spiky, and look disgustingly devious compared to the Peaceful Fruits.

Come join the Peaceful Fruit Society!
What about the Evil
NO FUCK OFF

by OddSmartman July 26, 2025

Quake Fruit

The Quake Fruit is a fruit that when eaten the guy/women is granted with power to destroy the world.

He is so strong its like he ate the Quake Fruit.

by xXreck_yournann11 December 13, 2022

friction fruit

Friction fruit are the fruity bumps and residual fruit cause by fucking someone

through a hole in edible panties. Friction fruit can be enjoyed by the receiving partner as friction bumps or a tasty treat. The overall species is native to North America but very depending on which flavor you choose.

Aye Brooke! Do you want me the peel the friction fruit now?

Brooke: Nah, let's let em ripen a little bit and I'll eat them off the vine when you're done.

Me: You better save me one baby.

by Frictionfruit September 14, 2021

Fruit Me

To be fucked and fed fruit by a sex slave while lying on silk sheets

The Unicorn - "I'm home from work. Fruit me. And my legs best be shaking when you're done"

by Chazza990 June 17, 2022