The biggest fucking asshole whose dick is the size of a tic-tac and always puts on and extra small condom when it's cold outside.
by Buddafinga October 4, 2024
Get the Evanmug. Evan is an amazing friend and she knows what she wants in life. She knows that her friends will be with her no matter what. She is funny, kind, loving, and a bad ass all together. Evan is someone who wont talk shit about her friends. She knows how to have fun and get people out of their shells.
by arandomhoomanperson August 16, 2020
Get the Evanmug. The most amazing guy u will ever meet! Sure you’ll fall in love with evan and may not get anything back at first just know he’s worth waiting for he’ll give you his heart when he knows it’s true. Always date a guy like evan. Evans are always there makes you laugh plays Games till day light shines in. Oh and always remember to give the most care to Evans they deserve it and are definitely worth it :)
by Editingmenorsmth November 20, 2021
Get the Evanmug. 
by BrassyMender September 28, 2022
Get the Evanmug. A very adorably handsome best boio with the personality of a fucking god. He's so amazing I would die for him. A very lovely and amazing man who will protect you if he trusts you, get on his good side and nothing but laughter and joyous moments are coming your way.
"Man, Evan is such an amazing person!"
"I know right, Atlas simps for him!"
"Everyone knows that, idiot."
"I know right, Atlas simps for him!"
"Everyone knows that, idiot."
by Perhaps Atlas. <33 March 31, 2022
Get the Evanmug.