douche bag

One who disparages another person's photography and then uses photographs taken by that person for 5 out of 6 of their Match.com profile pictures.

Really?! You insult my photography and then use my photographs of you on Match.com? Dude, you just totally re-defined "Douche Bag".

by Redefinition March 5, 2011

Seesaw douche

One who jumps up and down on a seesaw to purposely injure the genitalia of the person riding on the other end.

Parker is such a seesaw douche.

by 27asdfghjkl; June 8, 2012

douche stack

Not one, but several douche bags hanging out together--especially in public places.

Hey, look at that douche stack over there! Are you kidding me? They're all so stupid.

by spdbiz February 9, 2010

Douche twaddle

Those that seek friends by acting like a dubro. Over compensation for a small under carriage. Not to be mistaken for a natural born Oklahoma individual.

When someone saves a place in line for a friend, when you have been waiting hours for a fucking toy on Black Friday. They are a douche twaddle.

by Drifixit March 15, 2019

Douche Can

The receptacle in which douche bags are thrown. Usually used when referring to somebody that has committed an unusually major douchey act.

When finding your car has had the mirror ripped off and no note, you may exclaim 'Dude, some douche can hit my car!'

by smooter March 6, 2009

Drama Douche

drama loving person, one who thrives on the constant upset of lifes surprises, person who loves to argue and bicker

drama queen Drama Douche

by Btchalorette February 27, 2012

Death by Douche

Powerful hydrojet force applied to the rectum and/or vagina causing massive internal trauma, organ dissection and generalized, over-inflative destriction.

It was awful; we was gettin' ready to race and just as he hit the jet ski throttle she done flipped off the back. The water jet went thru her legs and just 'bout split her in half; guts a blasted everywhare 'n her head damn near pop'd off.
Damn; death by douche.

by YAWA April 15, 2023