"Doctor Catherine Elizabeth Halsey is the architect of the Spartan program. She's a decent artist, arguably a war criminal, and a bit of a caffeine addict."
- Cortana, 2022
- Cortana, 2022
by TheSmartestOutsider June 25, 2022
by noreallyurmom February 02, 2023
A popular researcher at the SCP Foundation who's cursed with immortality due to his amulet, SCP-963 (long story). Very silly, does lots of pranks. You can use his name to make puns to annoy your friends
(Dr Jack Bright, aka Bright puns)
I have a bright idea!
Things are looking very bright today!
On the bright side, my prank was successful
I have a bright idea!
Things are looking very bright today!
On the bright side, my prank was successful
by Mercutio b1tch! December 16, 2023
Director of Foundation Personnel. Somewhat amoral. Extremely loyal to the Foundation. May be ridiculous, may be terrifying; is certainly blunt. Attached to SCP-963, and is therefore immortal, using the body of whatever the amulet has last touched. His family has been associated with the Foundation (and other anomalous groups) since time immemorial. His younger brother is SCP-590 (which a few know); SCP-321 is a sister (which almost no one knows). At least two other relatives work for the Foundation at a high level. Several of Bright's discarded bodies — still possessing his personality and knowledge at time of separation from SCP-963 — have been put to work on secret Foundation projects. Bright possesses a desire to permanently die that he may not be conscious of; ironic, for he only became part of SCP-963 because he was trying not to die.
Researcher Bennett: Hey, who's that guy over there with the necklace?
Researcher Smith: Dude, is this your first day or something? That's Dr. Jack Bright!
Researcher Smith: Dude, is this your first day or something? That's Dr. Jack Bright!
by wowowowoowowo January 09, 2025
by aebaadcode February 10, 2019
Herschel "Guy" Beahm IV, better known as Dr Disrespect, was one of the Faces of Twitch between 2015 to 2019, who got banned off the platform for supposedly no reason. It was later revealed in 2024, Dr Disrespect was caught messaging a minor back in 2019. Dr Disrespect has now been dubbed a pedophile and has coined the name "Dr. Diddy" after the American Rapper P. Diddy, Due to P. Diddy's sexual assault allegations, and allegations of gangraping a minor. Dr Disrespect has denied any sexual advances were made, but admitted that conversations with the minor went in "certain" directions. Since these allegations, Dr Disrespect has been removed from any and all brand deals, removal of any cosmetics of him in video games, and was removed from Midnight Society, a company Herschel helped create.
Person 1 - "Dude did you see what happened with Dr (Diddy) Disrespect?"
Person 2 - "Yeah it's fucked up man, that's why you should never message minors."
Person 1 - "If only Dr Disrespect listened to that advice."
Person 2 - "Yeah it's fucked up man, that's why you should never message minors."
Person 1 - "If only Dr Disrespect listened to that advice."
by ItsukiVVX July 19, 2024
that bitch ass doctor that turns you into a furry in changed. if I catch his/her ass lurking I'll put 30 caps in him/her
by puroballin March 04, 2024