uncontrollably hairy nether region
by nasty big tits June 2, 2012
Get the Sas-crotchmug. by urbancreat0r March 22, 2016
Get the crotch-lowmug. by millamic June 12, 2009
Get the crotch bucketmug. When your genitals develop a smelly smell after prolonged couch sitting. Usually from build up of sweat from sitting too long and/or persitant need of showering.
I spent the day off playing video games and my girlfriend wont have sex with me because I have couch crotch.
I really need to shower, I have some serious couch crotch.
I really need to shower, I have some serious couch crotch.
by Lilbritt October 22, 2018
Get the Couch crotchmug. The Crotch Goblin is usually a dog. These creatures love to sniff there and have no shame in doing so. It you have anything to hide don't hide it down there, atleast around a Crotch Goblin.
"Hey Jeffery! You got the food for this party?"
"Yeah dude! Wait! The dog is coming, let me hide the snacks in my pants."
"DUDE! JEFFERY! IT'S A CROTCH GOBLIN!"
"OH NOO!"
*SNIFF*
"Yeah dude! Wait! The dog is coming, let me hide the snacks in my pants."
"DUDE! JEFFERY! IT'S A CROTCH GOBLIN!"
"OH NOO!"
*SNIFF*
by Unknown Cinnamon November 18, 2023
Get the Crotch Goblinmug. by stressedoutmum May 15, 2018
Get the crotch shootermug. by Deric Shwilborn June 17, 2024
Get the crotch beadermug.