Crotch Reset

When your pants and underwear somehow become positioned in such a way - possibly while working, walking, or running around - that there is no way to fix the situation except to go to the restroom, drop everything, and start over.

My boxers got all twisted and were pinching my junk. I had to go to the bathroom and do a crotch reset.

by Jeehar June 10, 2014

crotch attack

When your crotch attacks your shorts or pants in an unappealing manner. Examples: camel toe, moose knuckle, frog eye.

She is currently expressing a crotch attack in her nether regions.

by Forbiddenness March 9, 2019

Crotch Potatoe

1. A potatoe chip that has sat in your lap, being covered by fat which you then eat.

2. A lover who does nothing except sit on your crotch or play with it.

1. "Yes, a crotch potatoe!

2. "My girl is such a crotch potatoe."

by ChewyProductions December 5, 2017

crotch gromit

Children

"Vanessa said she wishes she'd kept her legs closed because her crotch gromits are driving her mad"

by MickyNorg October 25, 2023

Crotch hugs

When you sneeze and your crotch bulges outward ever so slightly.

I was having sex with my girl and when she sneezed, she gave me the best best Crotch hugs ever!

by FUPAB July 4, 2022

Crotch Snot

The white sticky fluid produced during male ejaculation that consists of prostate fluid, seminal fluid, and sperm.

After seeing the cheerleaders practicing, Adam went home and blew a load of crotch snot over his head.

by Alexander Lord January 17, 2022

Crotch-witch

Horny slut

If a man tells you to make him a "sandwich", imagine him in a three-sum with two women, but if you wanna get in a girl's pants, call her a crotch-witch.

by Para-nuro-chick January 14, 2021