Chips

When someone is suicidal they are entitled to chips. Kind of like a code name.

Faith: Hey can we get some chips
John: Why?
Faith: I am entitled to them
John: Oh right, let's go then, we'll talk about it on the way there

by Sherlock.Watson September 11, 2022

Chip-pan

The name for a chavvy person with a predictably bad diet consisting of fried food (due to the lack of education).

The chip-pans have arrived.

The chip-pan brigade.
He is a chip-pan.

by Heikey-duck December 1, 2016

Sad fish and chips

When you are having fish and chips but you don't have chips.

I was having fish and chips, but it was sad fish and chips

by anonymous September 3, 2023

Chip

Dope lolol

“Yo, Chip.”
“What?”
“You’re dope B)”

by Raptor323 September 7, 2020

chip

short for championship

bro 1: yo you ready for this season?

bro 2: yeah, we're definitely gonna take home the chip this year!

by phillypiano August 30, 2019

Piss on his chips

Chips from a chippie getting pissed on

When a man walks home after drinking on a night out , he finds himself needing to relieve his bladder so he sets his chips that he purchased from a local takeaway on the floor, aims his penis at the chips and proceeds to piss allover his chips. He then shouts out in anger as he realises he cannot eat his chips. He checks his pockets and comes to the conclusion that he has no more cash for food, so he picks up his piss soaked chips and eats them.

He got PISS ON HIS CHIPS MATE

by The uriniser October 1, 2019

Slip Chip

Its that little piece of poo you find on the bed after anal sex....But you don't remember seeing it hapen

I went to use the bathroom at work this morning, and there was a small chunk of poo on the FRONT of my underwear.....Must have been a SLIP CHIP.!.!.!.....Also know as the FRANK REYNOLDS....OR THE DEVITO SPEEDO...

by Sick Em D August 26, 2022