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cat card

Someone's contact info for a booty call
by Nawwal June 7, 2017
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Green Card

Used on ex-gf's,
Gives mates the permission to sleep with your ex, under the condition that after he or just before she is about to Cum. You look her straight in the eyes and say " (insert name) says hi." Get dressed and leave
From this day forward (insert name) has a green card.
by Thefrenchstud March 7, 2017
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Card Rage

When one becomes enraged when credit is declined upon purchase due to lack of funds or when their card is faulty and unreadable.
The ambulance was called because Johnny had card rage at the mall and smashed his face into the EFTPOS machine and died.
by punk chiq nz June 16, 2018
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$19 Fortnite card

The $19 Fortnite card grants the user 2800 v bucks inside of the game Fortnite. This currency can not be used in other forms of payment.
I just picked up the new $19 Fortnite card time to get some new skins!
by Cheerios January 4, 2023
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Omnipotence Card

The cop-out fundie atheists pull out of the bag when they cannot justify a claim they make regarding God, the Bible, etc. Usually framed as either a loaded question or a "Go could have done XYZ" routine to make God appear irresponsible at best.
Fundie Atheist: If God does not endorse slavery, why did he not condemn it?

Christian: What good would that have done when the concept of it was ingrained into everyone's minds to the point of normalization? He first had to break the ideas at play, like what we see in Philemon, for instance. goes on to explain

Fundie Atheist: Oh, yeah? Well, God's omnipotent, isn't he? Couldn't he have done something to make them accept a direct condemnation of slavery?

Christian: Well, since you brought up the Omnipotence Card, why should he have done it your way at all? Where is the obligation.

Fundie Atheist: He's omnipotent, right?

Christian: Your point is? Now, answer my question, if you don't mind.

Fundie Atheist: Well, then, why didn't he? He could have, couldn't he?

Christian: Why should he have done it that way?

Fundie Atheist: He's omnipotent, isn't he?

Christian: Cope harder.
by Charles Bakir January 27, 2022
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Telda Card

A credit/debit card offered by the company Telda when you create one for yourself.
I'll just order it with my Telda card.
It requires a Telda card.
by mysteriouspamdefinerr65 January 22, 2025
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when your card declines at therapy so they

They’re all put into the scenario of when you’ve just finished a therapy session and your card declines so you can’t pay for it so the therapist tries to undo everything you worked on in therapy by bringing the thing out that gave you all the trauma. Naming things that gave you severe trauma.
when your card declines at therapy so they bring out that one best friend you had as a teenager who you fell out with for literally no reason.
by Homiegrrr February 13, 2024
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