canadian

a canadian is a person who lives in canada.
usually considered a 'sub-species', or the mutated people of the U.S.
they are usually found to pronounce words with 'oo' than 'o'. such as 'aboot', instead of 'about'.
canadians also treat curling like a real sport, and enjoy playing ice hockey 24/7
sometimes referred to as 'wetbacks' or 'hockey loving nuts'

those bastard canadians are playing hockey in the street again!
the damn canadian telling me to 'get-oot' of his garbage cans!
the mutant yank had a go at me today...bastard canadians

by neilganjaman September 27, 2008

canadia

Queerest land on earth next to France AKA Americas gay brother; only good thing: canadian bacon and beer (both from there arn't very good)and legal pot.

"Lets go to Canadia"
Shut up queer.

by joe dirt March 1, 2005

Canadian Band

A band that really sucks.

"How was the opening act?"
"They were horrendous."
"Like, so bad you wanted to put pencils through your eardrums?"
Even worse. It was like they were a Canadian Band.

by 100% Americano! July 30, 2011

Canadian Bacon

When your in the 69 position and the bitch shits on ur face

Bro i was so not expecting that Canadian Bacon but i took it like a champ.

by Dave Star March 1, 2003

canadian cow tipping

to club baby seals on the snow with a group of friends after drinking a few beers/screech.

later me an the boys are headin out for some canadian cow tipping

by evolutioncanada March 19, 2008

Canadia

The Language they speak in Canada.

The Situation: "They speak Canadia"

by iLookLikeSnooki October 22, 2010

Canadian English

American English but with a different name.

You speak American English

No, this is Canadian English

by cry October 22, 2007