California day

A day where you act like a movie star or famous person, the way people from California do, at least that is the way ignant people think they act all the time.
When you hand the cashier the money, you do it cool, like it was a California day.
by The Original Agahnim January 14, 2022
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California Handy

An anonymous masturbatory service administered free of charge. A term derived from a suggestion that Californians live a freer life than most people, and are generally more upbeat and willing to grant sexual favors to complete strangers, for free, in order to spread their cheer. The term “handy” is short slang for “handjob.”
Man, I hadn’t had any sexual relations in years before that lady was nice enough to give me a California Handy while we were standing in line for the ATM machine.
by Hoof April 26, 2024
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California recovery

Enjoying only the substances which are legal in California such as weed and alcohol.
I no longer smoke meth. I'm now in California Recovery!
by Rebel F. Lawless May 10, 2022
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california elmo

A person who smokes a shit ton of weed and loves to fish
That kids smoking and fishing what a California Elmo
by Undiedstick June 14, 2017
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California eggroll

the action of buying Chinese food and rubbing genitals on it then having your dog lick the eggieness of your genitals until you bust a fatty in their eye and make them have top go to the vat
by mouthFULLofJIZZ June 09, 2020
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California Fire Hydrant

Phrase used to refer to something that is broken / doesn't work as its intended.
A teacher erases his chalkboard, however the chalk barely comes off the board. He holds up the eraser, "What is this? A California Fire Hydrant??"
by OccupiedGarrett January 14, 2025
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