Brandon

An attempted derogatory term used by FOX NEWS and it's cult followers. It's actual meaning is: A winner; winning the popular vote; winning the electoral college; the winner of the Presidency of the United States of America.

Brandon is our president.

by onecoolpa November 2, 2021

Brandon J

Known as BJ by many. If you see this guy on road don’t bother running, he will give you his money and probably blow you a kiss aswell because he is a fruity don. Usually very lanky but has a small penis. Probably has feeling for his boys in the group chat but keeps it to himself cuz he don’t wanna roll batty to the bredrin.

“You man cross the road Brandon J is coming”
“Rah say less mans not tryna hold dat kiss”

by HavishamSingh82 August 1, 2019

Brandon

Word to describe someone incredibly amazing.

This girl i met at the party is so brandon!

by BrandonTheNonabrow September 12, 2022

brandon G

a man who would do anything for f a m i l y. a chad who gets all the ladies but puts them aside for his f a m i l y.

joe 1: why did he give up candice

person 2: who are you and who is candice
person 3: just ask brandon G

by #releasethenewalbum July 17, 2021

brandon

a quickie in fast food restrooms using only kitchen utensils between 2 guys

i got a brandon yesterday by derek

by yungseb March 20, 2025

Brandon Lockhart

The sexiest nigga on earth itself

“Hi is you’re name Brandon Lockhart?”

by Rebel.v2 February 23, 2022

brandon farrar

Once a roommate that stole the hearts of everyone living with him. Now resides with his new girl and crushed the hearts of all the people that formally roomed with him at the 159.

That Brandon farrar is a heart break thob.

by Jfux January 10, 2018