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Man Boobs

Man boobs is when the man is just so fat, you can make out two titty shape on his chest. This is extremely common throughout the US, where recent statistics shows that a shocking 98% of US male (ranging from fetus to corpse, only in the US of course) actually have man boobs.

The term given, by a recent scholar, is "moobs".
Moobs cannot be cured, as it is in all American male's gene to be fat and ridiculous, I am sorry, I cannot help you.

Scientist have speculated that in the future, because so many man in the US have moobs, 98% of the male offspring will be transformed into half male half female, fat, ugly, but with huge titties.
1: BLAH BLAH BLAH.....

2: WHOA! You got Man Boobs? Mooooobs.....

1: Really? Wow, I'm only 6 : )

2: Puberty is awesome.

The example shown, also includes the example of a retarded American, who cannot determine the difference between growing moobs and reaching puberty.
by U MAD? July 19, 2012
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Boob-shy

When someone is afraid of glorious boobies.
"Man, don't be so boob-shy"
by Bob the boob-shy August 20, 2012
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boob face

A male or female, whom is acting like a big Double D boob.
My boyfriend was being such a boob face the other day when he wouldn't come over.
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Boob's do

when a female's stomach protrudes out further than her boob's..
that girl has got ' boob's do.............her stomach sticks out further than her boob's do ..
by lafair95 January 8, 2012
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goose boobs

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Boob Sweat

The delicious nectar that accumulates under big boobs
I bet her boob sweat tastes amazing
by BigWheelThaGod July 1, 2021
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