carrot boobs

when instead of drooping naturally, a pair of breasts point outward more than is reasonably expected. This phenomena indicates that the enitre breast--not just the nips--are pointing, seemingly defying Newtonian physics. Causes remain unknown.

My brother-in-law calls my wife "carrot boobs" because her breasts intermittenly poke out like nubby carrots. I hate that douche canoe.

by carrotboobs1278 November 22, 2008

boob rate

is the ratio obtained by dividing the number of a girl's photos showing boobs and cleavages by her total number of photos in a social media channel.

Dude 1 : Woah, look at these boobs !
Dude 2 : Yeah, I knew that girl in college, she has a big boob rate.

by Emptydictionary December 15, 2014

pigeon boobs

When a woman has lop sided, saggy breasts that move back and forth whenever she walks.

Eewwwww dude! That bitch has pigeon boobs!

by Jessfuckinhayorite January 03, 2018

Boob's do

when a female's stomach protrudes out further than her boob's..

that girl has got ' boob's do.............her stomach sticks out further than her boob's do ..

by lafair95 January 08, 2012

cone boob

When your boobs are warm and your nipples lay flat, resulting in an undesirable cone/dome like shape.

Person 1: ‘I really wanted to go braless in this Tshirt but If it’s not cold I’ll have cone boob’

Person 2: ‘cone boob is the worst, cold boobs look way better than warm boobs’

by Somebasicbetch March 09, 2019

boob face

A male or female, whom is acting like a big Double D boob.

My boyfriend was being such a boob face the other day when he wouldn't come over.

by Blu Bird December 15, 2011

cheese boob

A boob made out of cheese.

Look at that cheddar cheese boob!

by Yapi Inu April 14, 2006