he goes by many names, gus, penjamin, chief rizz, and most importantly the berkeley beast.
as the name suggests, he has perfected the art of rizzing berkeley baddies. his pronoun game has been called the miracle on ice, the rumble in the jungle, and andre 3000 if he did not leave the biz.
no one is safe near the berkeley beast. if you are with your girl keep an eye out for the berkeley beast. signs that he is nearby are strong zaza scent and women falling on the ground. if you observe these signs, put a blindfold on your girlfriend and spin her at least 10 times, that way she will be disoriented and confused, improving your odds of fleeing the scene without emotional damage.
DO NOT LEAVE YOUR GIRL UNATTENDED WHEN THE BERKELEY BEAST IS IN THE VICINITY.
as the name suggests, he has perfected the art of rizzing berkeley baddies. his pronoun game has been called the miracle on ice, the rumble in the jungle, and andre 3000 if he did not leave the biz.
no one is safe near the berkeley beast. if you are with your girl keep an eye out for the berkeley beast. signs that he is nearby are strong zaza scent and women falling on the ground. if you observe these signs, put a blindfold on your girlfriend and spin her at least 10 times, that way she will be disoriented and confused, improving your odds of fleeing the scene without emotional damage.
DO NOT LEAVE YOUR GIRL UNATTENDED WHEN THE BERKELEY BEAST IS IN THE VICINITY.
friend: was that your girl i saw near the bathroom?
guy: yeah, she left a minute ago.
friend: are you crazy?! don't you know the berkeley beast is in the house??
guy: the berkeley who...
friend: it's too late now, we should leave.
guy: yeah, she left a minute ago.
friend: are you crazy?! don't you know the berkeley beast is in the house??
guy: the berkeley who...
friend: it's too late now, we should leave.
by Deputy Rizzmas Director November 21, 2023
Get the the berkeley beastmug. by Muffin muncher47 January 27, 2020
Get the Beastmug. this means major homicide is about to happen, nibba ( gay human being ) and beast mode ( being a furious human being ) do not go well together and ends up in men being seks'd horribly, please stay away and run whenever you hear this word.
NIBBA, BEAST MODE: ACTIVATE
Oh no! run or you will be pregnant
*teleports behind you* too late, sorry kiddo but you're within my reach, nothing personal.
Oh no! run or you will be pregnant
*teleports behind you* too late, sorry kiddo but you're within my reach, nothing personal.
by an0niim0u55 May 6, 2018
Get the nibba, beast modemug. Noun. A Tabloid Beast is a celebrity nonce, often found plastered across the front pages of red top rags or newspapers after a run in with the team at Operation Yewtree
by PGTips Official February 21, 2023
Get the Tabloid Beastmug. A substitute for any noun. Can describe any noun. Can also be chaged to an adjective, so it becomes BEASTY. Used for extremes.
1. Yo man, you gonna turn that beast down (radio)
2. Thats a beasty amount on there (referring to weights)
2. Thats a beasty amount on there (referring to weights)
by MKanabar June 22, 2006
Get the Beastmug. A person who is good at anything, that looks tough, ripped, cut or an intimidating presence
Giovanni got all the big booty girls
Omg
Giovanni got all the big booty girls
Omg
by Greatest ppl champ May 27, 2018
Get the Beastmug. A Ghetto Beast is a person that is ghetto to the max . Loud ,Rude crude . Someone who is uncouth . Someone who know little of the world out side of the ghetto . Doesn't know and doesn't want to know . Poorly educated and proud of it .
A Ghetto Beast is person that go's to the store and buys a 40 oz and drinks it as he is walking down the street . A Woman that has four kids by four different men . All in Prison . Poor grammar . And has a attitude . A Man that has lots of kids by different Women and has not paid a dime of child support and sits around all day playing Xbox or Playstation . Has no food in the house but has a pack of cigarettes and beer . And none of them see nothing wrong with it .
by StevsRC November 27, 2013
Get the Ghetto beastmug.