bearded woman

when a man shaves his pubes, blows his load on a womans chin, and then throws the pubic hair in her face, giving her the appearance of a bearded woman

Nothing feels better that giving her a bearded woman.

by peteck727 November 1, 2006

Anal beard

A hairy batti crease like a gorilla.

she made me wax my anal beard.

by Fresh May 5, 2003

The Devil's Beard

A ring of blood resembling a goatee that is a result of going down on a girl with her period.

"I was going down on Jane and didn't realize she had her period until I looked in the mirror and saw I was wearing the devil's beard."

by deep scraps October 15, 2009

Beardo

Bearded weirdo

Omg, that Paresh, he's such a beardo. He could be Rafa's twin!

by Sonzy December 15, 2008

a beard

A beard is a unit of time, 30 minutes to be exact. This is the amount of time it takes Mrs Rhodes from Newlaithes School to grow a beard.

"I'll be over in about a beard"

by ritek April 30, 2009

beardo

gay men who grow long, unruly beards in order to express their rustic male "realness" as well as their alterna-queer credibility. They crave only the companionship of other beardos.

That beardo in overalls, dancing alone to Souixie and the Banshees, smells positively Victorian.

by Joe February 6, 2005

bearded-faced lie

A statement that sounds like a lie, but is actually true.

Obama's claim that a public option will save money is a bearded-faced lie.

by perfectlycromulentwordguy March 9, 2010