by BiggDaddyD619 January 25, 2022
Get the Asian Towel Taximug. The Asian Grading scale is the scale Asian parents use to se how good their kids are doing.
Normal Kids Grading Scale:
A: Awesome
B: Good
C: Ok
D: Below Average
F: At least you tried
Asian Kids Grading Scale
A: Average
B: Below Average
C: Can't have dinner
D: Don't come home
F: Find a new family
Normal Kids Grading Scale:
A: Awesome
B: Good
C: Ok
D: Below Average
F: At least you tried
Asian Kids Grading Scale
A: Average
B: Below Average
C: Can't have dinner
D: Don't come home
F: Find a new family
Asian: Oh no, I got D in Biology, according to the "Asian Grading Scale" I need to stay on the streets.
Other kid: Stay at my house.
Other kid: Stay at my house.
by Mr Adeep September 29, 2020
Get the Asian Grading Scalemug. the sexual selective disadvantage imbued upon all asian males who live in the known Universe, which renders them qrotesque and revolting to all but the ugliest white women, some of whom may eventually fuck them because it ends becoming a choice between them or a turtle.
A number of movies star Jackie Chan because his asian male handicap allows for hilarious juxtapositions of him with white men, who always get the hot white girls.
by genericAM September 1, 2006
Get the asian male handicapmug. When as asianis fucking you from behind and instead of gripping your hips, he scratchers your butt cheeks while ejaculating.
"Mychael pulled the ol asian butt scratcher on me last night, good thing, because I sat in an ant pile 2 days ago."
by ye olde kellmyllie September 12, 2009
Get the asian butt scratchermug. A person gives you a blowjob. When you ehaculate the person must have the semen stashed in thier cheeks. Swiftly karate chop both cheeks while screaming hy-ya. The reciever of the leathel karate chops will then spew semen over your testies, hence they look like asian rice cakes.
Pepe was getting a blowjob from lamour cok, when he ejaculated into her mouth. In a high pitched scream of hy-ya he karate chopped Lamoures cheeks, his man love then sputtered out of her mouth and onto his testicles. Lamour notices and says "I luh- uve those asian rice cakes."
by Yourprostate January 8, 2008
Get the Asian Rice Cakesmug. There are many.
But here are 11.
1. Min Yoongi
2. Kim Taehyung
3. Kim Namjoon
4. Jung Hoseok
5. Park Jimin
6. Kim Seokjin
7. Jeon Jungkook
8. Jaeyoung-Hwan Kyeong
9. Eunin-Hwan Kyeong
10. Ryan Oshiro
11. Etsuji Oshiro
lol
But here are 11.
1. Min Yoongi
2. Kim Taehyung
3. Kim Namjoon
4. Jung Hoseok
5. Park Jimin
6. Kim Seokjin
7. Jeon Jungkook
8. Jaeyoung-Hwan Kyeong
9. Eunin-Hwan Kyeong
10. Ryan Oshiro
11. Etsuji Oshiro
lol
by RandomFuFu February 18, 2018
Get the a cute asian boymug. The three stereotypical characteristics of Asian hyperfemininity, namely: pale, frail and infantile.
These characteristics are highly desirable to self-doubting or hypomasculine males, particularly those with small penises. The more cute, useless and needy, the better.
These characteristics are highly desirable to self-doubting or hypomasculine males, particularly those with small penises. The more cute, useless and needy, the better.
Hung: Check out Wang’s new gf, perfect Asian Girl Trifecta. That kind of girl makes you feel like a real man!
Low: Meh... she’s cute and white and helpless and all, but that non-stop high pitched giggling and squeaking is like nails on a chalkboard. Plus he’ll be broke in no time, those things are high-maintenance.
Hung: Maybe he just should have got a pet mouse instead. Or a sex doll.
Low: Meh... she’s cute and white and helpless and all, but that non-stop high pitched giggling and squeaking is like nails on a chalkboard. Plus he’ll be broke in no time, those things are high-maintenance.
Hung: Maybe he just should have got a pet mouse instead. Or a sex doll.
by WalkingEagle December 22, 2019
Get the Asian Girl Trifectamug.