April 2

National crackhead day. Crazy wild and stupid people were born on this day.

Did you see him? Yea he is born on April 2nd

by Lake Harman November 5, 2019

April 13th

National Suck dick day

On April 13th Lexi shall give her boyfriend/husband head 😛 National Suck dick day

by Get pinched if you miss out April 13, 2019

April 1st

Also known as October 3rd, Sevvals birthday

On April 1st the Gulhans go wild.

by Danny Harder May 19, 2018

April 16

National slap that booty day

I’m gonna go slap Emily’s booty today because it’s April 16

by Lilwindexmyboi April 15, 2019

April 20

When a very bad person is born and a bad day becuz Hitler was born and the columbine happen

mike: yo when were u born

rick: April 20, 1889
mike: are u sure your, not Hitler
rike:maybe maybe not

by fuck her pussy February 18, 2020

april 5

national kenma kozume day

today is the day that you celebrate kenma! (haikyuu)

friend: you know what today is
friend 2: april 5?
friend: today we celebrate kenma!

by Kenmaaaaa November 5, 2020

April 18

National Velociraptor Awareness Day, National Animal Crackers Day, and National Lineman Appreciation Day! So as you can see, my date of birth is the best. :sunglasses:

Me: April 18 is my birthday.

Guy: Ok.

by Macabitz January 2, 2021