Anal Pulping

To have anal sex so rough and vigorous that the intestines turn into a nice pulpy consistency as one churns from within.

"Man, what happened to Ellie?"
"Her husband gave her a real anal pulping."
"Wow, lucky gal."

by John Willcox April 21, 2017

anal canoe

When 3 men give anal to a women at the same time.

Oh my god , last night was amazing. I tried an anal canoe and it was mind blowing.

by AbellaAnderson April 25, 2017

anal jizz

when your doctor hates you and routes your urethra to your ass so you now jizz out of your ass.

thanks to my doctor i now have anal jizz

by A_001 June 3, 2017

Anal sprout

The Anal Cavity - also were your large numbers of bum hair occur... when they get twisted during exercise, they start to sweat in bundles, leaving a sweaty gooch marks

After working out at the gym, my friend said to me: "Gosh, my Anal sprout is tingling... feels a bit sweaty if I'm honest".

by Cam and Kit June 25, 2017

anal stew

The collection of hair, toilet paper remnants, poop, underwear lint, and whatever else might get caught up in the ass crack.

My swamp ass has developed into a serious anal stew, I have to take a Silkwood Shower.

by Dirty OED February 13, 2017

anal mop

A mop, rammed inside one's anus. Definitely not gay. Quite cleansing, does a fine cleaning job.
Also a good name for your boyfriend.

'Hey, are you keen for an anal mop tonight?'
'Uh, that's gay'
'Nah, it's not gay. it'll clean out that rancid butter chicken you ate out of the neighbour's rubbish this morning'

by ohmegalomaniac July 10, 2016

australian anal

When your girl is riding you from on top and she bounces a bit too high so you line your throbber up with her brown eye causing her momentum to force her onto your flesh flute.

My missus wasnt keen on analsex, so i gave her the old Australian anal

by DirtyMikee May 23, 2016