asian nicknames

fajita princess

Asian nicknames, Nickname given to a hot girl of Mexican or Puerto Rican origin, Asian nickname for your Spanish female friend

by Jumpster November 22, 2013

Asian Towel Taxi

To stick one’s finger in Barret’s sphincter

We need two Asian towel taxis and one Barret hole. Sounds like a good time

by BiggDaddyD619 January 25, 2022

Asian Grading Scale

The Asian Grading scale is the scale Asian parents use to se how good their kids are doing.

Normal Kids Grading Scale:

A: Awesome
B: Good
C: Ok
D: Below Average
F: At least you tried

Asian Kids Grading Scale

A: Average
B: Below Average
C: Can't have dinner
D: Don't come home
F: Find a new family

Asian: Oh no, I got D in Biology, according to the "Asian Grading Scale" I need to stay on the streets.
Other kid: Stay at my house.

by Mr Adeep September 30, 2020

asian male handicap

the sexual selective disadvantage imbued upon all asian males who live in the known Universe, which renders them qrotesque and revolting to all but the ugliest white women, some of whom may eventually fuck them because it ends becoming a choice between them or a turtle.

A number of movies star Jackie Chan because his asian male handicap allows for hilarious juxtapositions of him with white men, who always get the hot white girls.

by genericAM September 01, 2006

asian butt scratcher

When as asianis fucking you from behind and instead of gripping your hips, he scratchers your butt cheeks while ejaculating.

"Mychael pulled the ol asian butt scratcher on me last night, good thing, because I sat in an ant pile 2 days ago."

by ye olde kellmyllie September 12, 2009

Asian Rice Cakes

A person gives you a blowjob. When you ehaculate the person must have the semen stashed in thier cheeks. Swiftly karate chop both cheeks while screaming hy-ya. The reciever of the leathel karate chops will then spew semen over your testies, hence they look like asian rice cakes.

Pepe was getting a blowjob from lamour cok, when he ejaculated into her mouth. In a high pitched scream of hy-ya he karate chopped Lamoures cheeks, his man love then sputtered out of her mouth and onto his testicles. Lamour notices and says "I luh- uve those asian rice cakes."

by Yourprostate December 20, 2007

a cute asian boy

There are many.

But here are 11.

1. Min Yoongi
2. Kim Taehyung
3. Kim Namjoon
4. Jung Hoseok
5. Park Jimin
6. Kim Seokjin
7. Jeon Jungkook
8. Jaeyoung-Hwan Kyeong
9. Eunin-Hwan Kyeong
10. Ryan Oshiro
11. Etsuji Oshiro

lol

Y'know, I really wanna date a cute asian boy..but im not gay.

by RandomFuFu February 18, 2018