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Manila Johnson

Used to describe someone that spends all day sh*tposting, usually at work
Zoo Wee Muma!!! You are being such a Manila Johnson, do some work!!!!
by RowleyWimpyJefferson November 2, 2023
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carlie johnson

A young nice person with big heart that has lots of lobe and also is a female
Wow i cant believe me and carlie johnson are friends now
by Carlie 1000 March 4, 2019
mugGet the carlie johnsonmug.

Johnsoned

The genderneutral Term for a Mary Sue or Gary Stu, named after the Film Director Rian Johnson. An idealized and seemingly perfect fictional character. Often, this character is recognized as an authors insert or wish fulfillment.

They can usually perform better at tasks than should be possible given the amount of training or experience, and usually are able through some means to upstage the main protagonist of an established fictional setting, such as by saving the hero.
This Character is completely Johnsoned
Rey is a Johnson
by Noway_Neophobic May 7, 2019
mugGet the Johnsonedmug.

Billy bagsagger Johnson

The best guitarist in all existence.
This bastard puts the like of Jimmy Hendrix to shame.

He's also an amazing singer.
Legend says he defeated Salim shady, more commonly known as Eminem, in a rap battle.

Some say he uses great and powerful magics to enhance both his musical and otherwise talents to god like levels.

Keeping the company of itchy faucet, the best singer since time began and Spangler benchwarrent, debatably the best bassist since bass was invented, his skill and power disputed only by Mike Kerr.

Absolute unit of a man, brings in all the female attraction.
That Billy bagsagger Johnson is the coolest guy since Noah.
by Conflungus mcdrip November 24, 2021
mugGet the Billy bagsagger Johnsonmug.

SuiSon Johnson

One of the healing item in famous game series "yakuza" is pronounced as "隨身強身飲料(swei shen chyang sheny in lyau) “ in Chinese.
It means: convenient drinks that can strengthen your body.
Oh no! I'm dying, quick use some suison Johnson
by Tell Me That is Human Nature February 24, 2022
mugGet the SuiSon Johnsonmug.

johnson

she was shocked at the size of his johnson and wondered how she was going to fit all of it in her mouth
by tazee July 12, 2022
mugGet the johnsonmug.

Johnson

Yo I heard she was begging for that sweet Johnson tip!
by Benthe_epicgamer May 8, 2022
mugGet the Johnsonmug.

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