Dakota Johnson

Flirty and her image easily becomes an idol

get rid of it

you deserve better

Dont worship Dakota Johnson she won't be too happy

by Happy Christian April 11, 2023

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Carl Johnson

Carl Johnson is the guy, he is THE GUY.

Show yo' colors, fool.
Carl Johnson is just cj

by helloworld2911 April 12, 2023

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Johnson Twist

Going down on a Johnson.

I just gave this moaz a johnson twist in the back alley.

by LaJohnson April 19, 2023

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Johnson Twist

Going down on a Johnson. Preferably with a twisting motion.

I just gave this moaz a johnson twist in the back alley.

by LaJohnson April 19, 2023

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Johnson Curl

A weight that you use your Johnson to lift up off the ground

"Look at that guy over there, he's Johnson curling 100lbs!!"

"I wish my Johnson could curl that much"

by theoreticalbias May 1, 2023

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A reference to Medicare. Based on the Affordable Care Act being called 'Obama Care', Medicare came in during the Johnson Administration of the 1960's, and so Johnson Care is used to refer to Medicare. Social Security came into effect during the Roosevelt administration of the 1930's, and so Social Security is referred to as Roosevelt Care.

I'm over 65 years old now, so I've signed up for Johnson Care.

by Ozzie321 October 26, 2019

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